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happy with coffee and a book or a crime show marathon. Leslie Knope wannabe. also I am Jessica Day in the episode she adopts a dog.

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husband of all the eras.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

When your wife loves cake and @taylorswift13…

🎂🎂🎂

@KealiaOhai

[Sam Holland @SamHollandBooks]

Just spent a fun hour chatting to a #bookclub from Indiana about everything from the difference between sociopaths and psychopaths, to the weirdness of Megan Fox’s thumbs (seriously, google it.) Thank you for having me!

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

I’m 35… I have a daughter on the way.. it’s the holiday season.. allergies.. and poked in the eye.. and all of that stuff

Actual tears watching this… HELLLL YEAH

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if I had a dollar for every time Matt Ryan fumbled or contributed to fumbling the ball.

[p @9753289p]

what is joe biden’s plan to unpause the ticketmaster queue for taylor swift’s eras tour

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colts: let’s play a terrible prime time thursday night game

broncos rebuttal: let’s play a terrible game AND take it into overtime.

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

Only one more week until the best day of the year. #TreatYoSelfDay

[𝐋𝐀𝐖 & 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 @lawandordertv]

millennials be like 'this is my comfort song' and then put on the Law & Order theme song #dundun

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idk how people drive down the road forgetting to turn their turn signal off. how don’t you hear that and how does it not drive you insane.

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@bmmoses9 send me the file.

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@bmmoses9 like everything that’s blue make it white with a transparent background?

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@IMDb

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@bmmoses9 so that’s 30 huh

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nothing better than getting your car washed for it to get rained on less than 24 hours after

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@samaguilar99 until I saw the emojis I thought you meant physically running and I wanted to die for you.

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@ryanwilsonFTW

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sister maggie is my favorite character in daredevil.

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retweeting my own tweet because I still have the same feelings this week.

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idk why but I am so happy for Stafford.

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@kenziecstewart some little lady put a car seat in the way 😅 added to the floor post mini blizzard lolol

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props to anyone who checked the weather this morning. ya girl wore moccasins to work and my ice scraper is at home in the garage 👍🏼❄️☃️