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[cailyn 🔪🫀 @alpohlovebot]

maybe it’s so hot outside because y’all keep using AI to generate those ugly ass flyers and shitty logos

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

i forgot you can just make deviled eggs. as a snack. and it doesnt need to be a bbq outside or anything

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I was 7 watching 1000 ways to die on Spike TV

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

who tf is keeping boss baby in the top 10 on netflix

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The fact that you can’t check into a hotel until 4pm when the day is basically over but have to check out by 10am the next morning should honestly be illegal.

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

you put 16 items on the table cashier gon ask if you want a bag like nah ima just shove all this shit up my ass

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

Ngl we can wrap summer up I’m ready for fall

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Who the hell thought Gmail needed a storage limit and that, once it’s full, you wouldn’t be able to receive emails anymore?????

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

I hate flying insects, man. You can fly FOR FREE. You could fly to any holiday destination of your choice, so why are you in my face? 😭

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

The strawberries in your fridge 2 days after you buy them

[𖤐 @ahmstephen_]

Can we go back to TV shows having 26 episodes?
I'm tired of this trend of having to wait for 5 years for 6-8 episode season.

[Kristen @Kica333]

Dentist office: Will you be free on this day 2 years from now?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Packing “just in case” outfits for a trip is so real. They almost never get worn, but they have to come with you anyway. 😂

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Unfortunately the little “during the week stop” at the grocery store that isn’t even the main grocery shopping trip now costs $170.

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

Apple Weather doesn’t know what’s going on, they’re just looking out the window like the rest of us

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I hate when something don’t open til 10 bitch i been up since 6am waiting

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

for a dry asss phone i be on it a lot.

[Lee @MandyKnowsDC]

People really be mad when you follow traffic rules. 😂😂

It say no turn on red, so I’m not turning 🗣️🗣️

[27. @FreakNastyMboya]

I still call this app Twitter idgaf

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

So basically dental insurance is pretty useless if you have anything but a cleaning lol