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@cheaptrickrules shows like 7th Heaven and Touched by an Angel were on major networks and got fucking 9 and 11 seasons respectively

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@White_Janissary do any of these things actually work for their intended purpose of shooting down drones

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@distortedsheen @EedenEnne If her relationship with her partner felt almost entirely maternal then I don't blame her at all for feeling really weirded out at the thought of pursuing further romance with them

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@mistermoogle89 @mattlieb I mean typical for how stupid and shortsighted israelis are, he should've just surrendered

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@djinn_the @ChaseMadar I remember assholes being like "oh you think ghadaffi could have pulled that off" and the point is it doesn't matter if he could have or not, the state department thought it was possible and that was all the excuse they needed to destroy libya

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@BasedPota18 I also just noticed he's not at Pizza Planet with any adults and he skateboards all the way back home at night, his parents are pretty clearly not paying attention

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@K_Kontroller2 admittedly I don't remember anything from high school science class but wouldn't the radiation just pass through him and also the guy behind him anyway

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@afrocosmist DC freaks and losers getting angry about this is so funny, it reminds me when he said "yeah ukraine's never going to be in nato" and everyone flipped their shit even though it's glaringly obvious ukraine was only ever going to be jerked around and never offered EU/nato membership

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@Lol8ball and if you put up any video of Dragon's Lair or Space Ace, Digital Leisure would instantly remove it

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@SirBadOpinions if anything it's much lamer and more disgraceful than being a gangbanger because there at least there's like, a kind of hustle and daring to it

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@TullamoreJew_ it's so funny that these people are so fucking spoiled and stupid that they went with trump over harris, the latter of whom literally said she wouldn't have done anything differently from Biden

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@matthew_petti whether or not this is materially or politically worse than vietnam you do have to admit it is way dumber and more humiliating

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@Majorian4 @Rimmy_Downunder "What was that, execute you now? Well if you say so"

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@grain99806254 this guy kept bringing up the sudanese civil war as some kind of gotcha against antizionists but predictably never could answer which side of that conflict people were supposed to sympathize with

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@AaronBastani It'd be refreshing if those people would just admit they like it because it conforms to their pet politics, all they care about is punishing antizionists and who cares if this will also probably be used against people protesting the degradation of the NHS in another ten years

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@uncle_deluge I don't know how I feel about this because while 343's narratives are undoubtedly terrible I'm also kind of sick of "humanity descended from the ancient powers" twists

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@HarrygPettit It's so funny with this case you have all these drooling mongrels repeating "DOESN'T MATTER, INTENT DOESN'T MATTER" and it's like, okay Mr Law Genius, so why are manslaughter and murder separate in the eyes of the law, why do so many crimes have "with intent" in their name

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@viperwave lmao Mars Inc absolutely did this to distract from all the news about the child slavery happening in their plantations in the ivory coast

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@bryanpayne5 @smokepetrol what the fuck happened to england, like I'm not going to demand you protest it but don't you guys even have enough pride to like get pissed off when it's glaringly obvious that your country is just being used by another, shittier country to do its bidding

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@CONEY what's not conveyed properly is how badly this game controls, there is no manual lock-on and all the attacking is done by moving the right thumbstick in the direction you want to hit