i went to the bar for the second time ever last weekend and all i’ve thought about since is how annoying i probably was and i probably should’ve just shut the fuck up and maybe not drank so much tequila since i haven’t drank in like 2 years?? ew
i use to do shit like get my nipples pierced and binge drink on the weekends and now i’m eating pringles in the dark while my toddler naps and i haven’t had weekend plans in three years