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Build an idiot proof system and the universe will build a better idiot...

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@BubblesTheBard @assrapt0r @TolarianCollege "Oh yeah, the collar, Avacyn's collar, the symbol of her church"

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@VeraBambiLIVE If it was a guarantee? Work hard, make enough? 100%. Definitely make you appreciate it more, even use it better. But diligent poor? Have that, no thank you. Money can't buy peace, perhaps, but it can sure kill a lot of stress, anxiety and sadness.

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@Graham_LRR for your next FRWL podcast, some #qi facts about the James Bond theme...

https://t.co/e8X1nRvlqt

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.@DearMrAtheist please invest in a shock mount to your mic. Quite a lot of normal body movements that rest arms and wrists on your table simply thump through the ears, especially for headphone users

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@livingcardsmtg Isn't that Sid from Toy Story?

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@SaffronOlive been working on this standard deck since rotation. Heavy on the 2 drops, but can really jump in mana from 2-6 on turn 3. It's my BO1 go to on arena. I don't suppose you could turn your keen eye for Jank towards it for any suggestions?

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@voiceofallmtg K&T group hug + a hint of chaos. Wild Evocation and Minds Dilation and Hive Mind coupled with all the 'dont hit me' creatures and enchantments.

[Stacey Khizder @staceykhizder]

Sanders' closing remarks from his #BernieIsBackRally in Queens, NY:

"I want you all to take a look around and find someone you don't know..My question now to you is are you willing to fight for that person who you don't even know as much as you're willing to fight for yourself?"

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@NikaHarper Here lies Liam. He had to scramble to get out of the ordinary

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@maro254 @CubeApril @misterorange Tautology

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Tautology

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@CubeApril @misterorange An oxymoron is when the two things have opposite meanings. I'm not sure what it's called when they have the same meaning. Oxygenius? : )

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@Jacopo_della_Q Visigoths

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@SWAIM_CORP Over 80% of pocket money was spent on these...

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@choochoobear When my two were younger, we joked that we didn't get beds, but toasters. Because every time we put them down, in a few minutes, they'd pop back up.

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@Jacopo_della_Q Harry potter and the infinite sadness

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@ExasperatedDan @loadingreadyrun @WakeUpSuper

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@misterorange Can this hit lands animated by Nissa and remove lands from hand and graveyard?

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magicalgirlpenny said: hey i'd just like to say, i finished listening to your Children of the Nameless... episodes? chapters? i dunno but what's important is wow y'all really nailed it ! you had me literally crying listening at work thank you so... https://t.co/psp58dh4vk

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Hello.
My name is not a prerequisite
You killed my kitten
Prepare to be morally wrong

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@voiceofallmtg @_Elantris_ Classic mistake. We have to ask the other guard what your answer would be, then if they say. Yes, we know the door behind them has the trolley that will kill just 1 person...