Kory Burroughs

Husband, Father, Angels Fan, Sports Turf Manager, T1 Diabetic, and Starting 1st Baseman for my softball team...which is nice.

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@iqrafatma1278 Double the tax. That’s the tip for everyday service.

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@nousernameargh @BhattiLaib9960 My dad used to give our garbage collectors a case of beer every collection before Christmas.

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ This man is correct. Get out there and get going. It bugs me when drivers sit at the line and when the light turns yellow they don’t go.

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@nut_history Look up “Tristan da Cunha.” That’s you. Diving over the shoulder! Show me a better one caught on film… and it can’t be a Banana doing a backflip.

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@SleeperAngels It’s April. Get ahold of yourself. That’s a clickbait question.

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@UmpireAuditor ABS is almost too perfect. A 98mph slider, moving horizontally and vertically, misses the zone by 0.1” and there’s always someone that will say the ump is terrible. ABS is for the pitches (a few in this video) where it’s a blatant miscall.

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@loveofsports24

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@rez2405 @SleeperAngels @JeffFletcherOCR I don’t know who TF they surveyed but no one asked me. I’d gladly pay for “it” if I knew they were a playoff team each season.

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@Berrylyte1 1C, 2C, 3C, and 3F. I don’t really care who you are. I just want to get to where I’m going and I’m sure they do as well.

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@RetroMoviesDB Come back for another round just to get a whole beer.

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@nut_history I might get some flak from this but, the kid didn’t deserve it. I was about 10 when I was annihilated by 4 or 5 grown dudes going after a ball. I didn’t get it but, I did get a “Nice try.” from my dad. I learned that day you got to go hard to get what you want.

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@HapHazzardSays @BBGreatMoments Reason: The best righty swing isn’t as pretty as the worst lefty swing.

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@TheDanPatShow I need it.

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@Super70sSports Ron Swanson. He was (is?) a basketball coach.

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@2gnc mother load.

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@BrauliePeace @BBGreatMoments No such rule as “tie goes to the runner”. It’s the umpires discretion as to safe or out.

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@RalphGarman @jenrenstewart I believe it’s “Valen-times”, Ralph.

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@ESPNBET Not my kind of music so I barely watched or listened…5 for showing up.

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@nut_history Chase Utley, Kenny Loften, Don Mattingly, Curt Schilling, Dale Murphy.

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@ACIMessentials @njoyzgrl81 @Sassafrass_84 Nothing can grow is the soil is saturated with salt.
Yes, fire is good sometimes for the ground. All of the fallen debris is burned into carbon, which replenishes the soil with vital nutrients.