Kory Kleven

Lawyer, Alum @MitchellHamline, @GOP, @CSBSJU | cheers @UNDmhockey | ND🌽MN🏒DC🇺🇲

[Rob Port @robport]

Sarah Kyte is a candidate for judge in the Northeast Central District. A Supreme Court referee in Minnesota has recommended that her law license be suspended indefinitely.

https://t.co/MvZJjOON6W

[Spencer Krier @kriers]

BYE BYE MASSIE 👋🏻
I love libertarian tears ❤️🇺🇸
(H/T @koryforthewin )

[Flopping Aces @FloppingAces]

Oh, Minnesota… you glorious, frozen paradise of 10,000 lakes and roughly 10,000 active fraud investigations.

What a masterclass in governance. Democrats stand tall and vote to protect dead voters on the rolls because, obviously, “that’s how we catch fraud.” Meanwhile, an $11 million Medicaid fraud boss ... already convicted once ... gets handed a cozy 150k bond, waves goodbye to the judge, and catches a flight to Kenya like it’s a family reunion.

Brutal attackers on innocent women? Eh, no big charges. Some guy knocks over ice cubes? That’s a hate crime, lock him up! Priorities perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

It’s honestly poetic. A state that includes everyone ... even the deceased, the fleeing felons, and the grift machine ... while the actual citizens footing the bill get to enjoy higher taxes and lower trust.

Truly the most innovative form of democracy I’ve ever seen. Keep going, DFL. We’re all just here for the show… and the audit that will never come.
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[Auburn American @TaconiteRed]

Minnesotan here ✋🏻

Just dropping by to say that no one in this state is surprised by this sentence.

If a white native-born Minnesotan like me stole $3 million in taxpayer money, Walz and his DFL cronies would crucify us - publicly tar and feather us, seize every asset, lock us up for decades, and unleash their rabid mobs to endlessly harass our entire family.

The idea that we’d get one year and a day in prison while only paying back $123K and walking away with the rest is laughable.

It’s just (D)ifferent, rights guys?

[Taylor Budge @taylor__budge]

I hope the city of Las Vegas is prepped for how much beer is about to be consumed from North Dakota and Wisconsin fans alone.

[Kory Kleven @koryforthewin]

@rms_hockey Zam ➡️ UMD

BIG10 ➡️ 🗑️

[Kory Kleven @koryforthewin]

@rms_hockey How did that go? @TheNCHC @UMDHockey

[The Real GOP 🇺🇸 @TheRealGOP]

Things you aren't supposed to talk about in Minneapolis:

- George Floyd square is now a run-down crime-infested, ugly area
- Ilhan Omar is worth about $20 million
- There are big Somali gangs
- Tim Walz was forced to not run again for governor by his own party
- The biggest paper, the StarTribune, moved its printing operations from high-cost MN to lower-cost red-state Iowa to save money
- School test scores are falling and half the kids can't read
- The Dems want illegal immigrants so they don't lose a Congressional seat, and for political power
- Less police means more crime (and much of the crime here is never reported), Defund the Police was a huge failure
- The DA here lets violent thugs free who then go on to kill people
- Gun crimes are not prosecuted hard here
- The trans shooter who shot up the Catholic school wrote in his diary "weed and gender fucked up my mind."
- Local homeless shelters are often major places where crime comes from
- The bus shelters run by MetroTransit are often drug dens
- The Target Store on Nicollet mall is the nr. 1 Target store for theft in the US
- Auto theft is up 40% compared to 2025

[Brent Scher @BrentScher]

If you oppose a zero casualty op that takes out a terrorist dictator who a few weeks ago smoked 30k people in the street to keep power, you may be on the wrong side of freedom.

Guarantee the military community supports this. The oppressed Iranians support it. It’s great news.

[VulpesVenerabilis @VVenerabilis]

Iran: "Death to America!"

US: ...

Iran: "We're going to build a nuke to we can bring death to America!"

US: ...

Iran: "We're going to build missiles so we can bring death to America!"

US: ...

Iran: "Just so we're clear, we believe Israel is the Little Satan and the US is the Great Satan."

US: ....

Iran: "We are going to try to destroy America's land-based aircraft carrier, Israel."

US: *sigh* "Fine, Israel, go ahead. Slap them a little bit."

Panicans: *cries* "Ugh! Israel!"

Iran: "Still building nukes tho. Death to America!"

US: *Sigh* "Fine. Feed the B2s. But *only* feed them the nuclear stuff."

Panicans" *crying* "We don't want WW3! Trump is going to get us into WW3! No boots on the ground!"

US: *sigh* "Guys, the B2s are already home. It's already over and done."

Iran: "Death to America!"

US: ...

Iran: "We're rebuilding a missile program! Oh, and we're working on nukes again."

US: *sigh* "Don't."

Iran: "Screw you!" *bombs American bases*

US: *sigh* "Okay, we told you."

Panicans: *crying* "Why are we doing this!? Can't we just leave Iran alone! No foreign wars! This will start WW3! No boots on the ground!"

Democrats: *crying* "Why are we doing this!? Can't we just leave Iran alone! No foreign wars! This will start WW3! No boots on the ground!"

[Tom Emmer @GOPMajorityWhip]

RIPE FOR FRAUD: The number of autism centers in Minnesota has exploded, and the price tag for taxpayers along with it.

Now that this funding requires licensing, only 6 of the 500 autism centers have applied for it. Something tells me it’s because 494 of them NEVER qualified for it in the first place.

Another reason why @POTUS' war on fraud is absolutely necessary.

[University of Hockey @UofHockeyBlog]

“You sign up to play hockey in Grand Forks, no part of you wants it f*** easy. You sign up to play hockey in ASU, you want it a little easier… funny enough that’s how they f*** play”

[AJ Inapi (Allan) @aj_inapi]

Another civics refresher - because Minneapolis and the other “hot spots” didn’t get here by accident:

You have the right to protest.
Blocking highways, shutting down emergency routes, and trapping working Americans isn’t speech - it’s coercion.
Chargeable under:
• State obstruction of highways statutes
• Disorderly conduct / unlawful assembly
• In some cases, felony interference with emergency services

You have the right to free expression.
Vandalizing businesses, defacing federal buildings, and torching property isn’t activism - it’s destruction.
Chargeable under:
• State criminal damage to property
• Arson statutes
• 18 U.S.C. § 1361 (damage to federal property)

You have the right to assemble peacefully.
The moment violence, assaults, or mob intimidation start, that argument is over.
Chargeable under:
• Riot statutes
• Assault and battery
• 18 U.S.C. § 2101 (federal anti-riot law)

You have the right to bear arms.
Brandishing weapons at law enforcement doesn’t make you brave - it makes you a criminal.
Chargeable under:
• State brandishing statutes
• Assault on a peace officer
• 18 U.S.C. § 111 (assaulting federal officers)

You have the right to record police.
Surrounding officers, interfering with arrests, and screaming inches from their faces is obstruction.
Chargeable under:
• Obstruction of justice
• Interfering with law enforcement
• Failure to disperse

You have the privilege to drive.
Using vehicles to ram cops or block responders isn’t protest - it’s a felony.
Chargeable under:
• Felony assault with a deadly weapon (vehicle)
• Vehicular assault
• Attempted homicide (depending on intent)

And here’s the part Democrat politicians don’t want discussed:

When they label cops “the enemy,”
when they excuse riots as “justified anger,”
when they scream “fascism” and “tyranny” from a podium -

they aren’t calming crowds.
They’re encouraging lawlessness.

This isn’t a failure of rights.
It’s a failure of leadership.

Minneapolis. Portland. Seattle. California.
Same rhetoric. Same excuses. Same charges - when the law is actually enforced.

Dangerous words create dangerous streets.
And the politicians pushing this chaos never live where it burns.

That’s the truth.

[Elliott Engen @elliottengenMN]

Walz needed a diversion from his fraud scandals, so he withheld the list of violent illegal immigrants residing in MN from the administration.

He knew this would increase apprehensions on the streets, and would raise the temperature.

Democrat Governors in Michigan, Wisconsin, and elsewhere have coordinated with the Feds, and nobody has been hurt.

This was a coordinated, calculated effort to facilitate chaos and violence on the streets-

All for political gain.

A manufactured crisis of Walz’ doing.

[Colin @colin_gladman]

If a police officer pulls me over, and I don’t like the charges, I can have my day in court.

If I get out of my car, stick my phone in his face and cuss him out, I’ll get additional charges and probably arrested.

If I get out of my car and get in a fist fight with him, I deserve to get my ass beat.

If I choose to get in a fist fight with him and have a gun on me, I deserve to get shot if they feel threatened making split second decisions.

All this can be avoided if I simply accept, and respect, the officer’s authority a remain a law abiding citizen.

The fact this is a wild take in America today is laughable.

[Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 @ZeekArkham]

As a law enforcement officer, I’ve got a secret to tell you about us. This will be shocking info, so make sure you read this carefully…

We hate it when people point guns at us. Like, a lot.

We also love going home. All our stuff is there.

Therefore, if you point your gun at us and cause us to potentially miss going home, it’s going to piss us off and cause us to point our guns at you. Then it all just gets messy.

Hope this helps. Here’s looking at you, Minnesota.

[Megan Indvik @MeganIndvik]

@SenJohnHoeven was just asked on @FoxNews what the difference is between #NorthDakota and our neighbor, #Minnesota. Here’s what he said:

“It goes back to leadership. They aren’t doing their job.”

#amen #anarchy #saveMinnesota

[Fox News @FoxNews]

REPORTER: “A local school district here is alleging ICE agents detained a 5-year-old after preschool on Tuesday...Are you proud of how your administration is conducting this immigration crackdown..."

VP VANCE: “I actually saw this terrible story while I was coming to Minneapolis...I see this story and I am a father of a 5-year-old actually, 5-year-old little boy, I think to myself oh my God this is terrible how did we arrest a 5-year-old?"

“Well I do a little bit more follow-up research and what I find is that the five-year-old was not arrested —that his dad was an illegal alien, and then when they went to arrest his illegal alien father, the father ran.”

“So the story is that 'ICE detained a five-year-old.' Well, what are they supposed to do? Are they supposed to let a five year old child freeze to death?”

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

Rep. Wesley Hunt: "What's funny about it to me is you're mad at the guy who found the fraud, but not mad at the people that wasted your money."

[Tim Murtaugh @TimMurtaugh]

Chris Murphy is the greatest example how Democrats are completely full of shit in their criticism of Trump on Venezuela.

Here he was during the first Trump term with Maduro in power, versus what he says now that Maduro has been removed.