BREAKING NEWS 🚨
RUMOR has it that a few amateur boxers from Slop City have bought the old laundromat on 4th Street and have turned it into a gym 💥🥊
No confirmation yet from the Mayors office. We’ve been trying to contact them for two weeks. Where the hell is everybody? 🤨
SLOPS: Still here… still lowkey 📈
What was destined for 0?
Still basically 0 💀
Plot twist: That’s the setup.
Time = organic growth 🌱
- Listings sub 10% 📉
- Early whales dumped + dipped 💸 (gg to them)
- Survived multiple WETHathons 🫡
- New holders loading quietly
- Bearish strat? 🤔
No pump.
No dump.
Just… existing. Like cockroaches 🪳 but dumber. For a month.
Started at 0. Still going.
Everyone wants the next 10x 🚀
Meanwhile Slops is slow cooking.
Chart > most alts/memes/NFTs last 30–60d 🔥
You’re either laughing now 😂 or FOMOing later 😭
No in between.
This is disgusting… I’m actually bullish 🤮📈
CITIZEN COUNTING INCOMING🏛️
the snapshot will be taken… but the time is undecided.
Every wallet, every corner of the city.
The streets don’t lie. The count decides who’s in.
Still time to acquire citizenship. Stay ready.
When the roll call begins, there are no second chances.
UPDATE 📌
Renovations of the old laundromat have been coming along nicely! New owners of the gym expect to start hosting fights as early as next month 🔥
Only 49 @digital_slops boxers in the club? Anon, are you in yet? 🤨
Don’t fade, let’s run a fade 😈💥🥊
🚨Breaking News🚨
The Slop Market has crashed, sending Slop City into panic mode. There are slops sky diving without parachutes and unique pieces of art being given away for free.
We caught up with Hedge Fund manager Quinton Harrington, he calmly lit a cigar and said ~
You can’t have a #SlopFest
Without @digital_slops
Then it has to be sloppy.
Once you’ve had it sloppy
you’ll want it no other way.
Join the fun in #SlopCity
And get sloppy with it.