Carlos Jose 

[Berneese @theberneese]

South American teams realizing you can get a red card and still play the next game

[ଓ ﹒ amora ﹒ ౨ৎ @amorexiaa]

why do fat people always say they barely eat

[esnupi bostero @vicdargelos]

esa amiga que es re teatrera

[Marcela Tveitan® 💚 @MarcelaValak]

- Papá, ¿Por qué me llamo Golazo de Cabo Verde al minuto 103?

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[Miguel @Miguel_GJRC]

La profesora: vozinha cooling break García?

Mi hijo:

[hal @haliwriteswords]

really fun to get a masters degree, apply for 5 jobs, get rejected by 3 of them within a week, and now i get 10 spam phone calls a day because they sold my data

[Carlos Jose  @kose_25]

@andresrodri_43 Uy no pa, mas de 350k no vale

[Gregory @gregnsg]

La fantasía de los psicólogos:

[voided @voided]

My AliExpress delivery guy crossing the strait of Hormuz to deliver my $3 package.

[Cris ✍️🏟️ @cris__ese]

Mi abuela fanatica de las novelas turcas de Telefe viendo como Australia le gana a Turquía

[Milk Talk @milk_talk]

IShowSpeed liked our song in Forza Horizon 6

this is crazy

[Carlos Jose  @kose_25]

@adamhlavac The reason: commercial purposes.

Just don't cropped I'm fine with black bars on both sides 🤷‍♂️

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

“we’ll keep your resume on file” has never once meant anything in the history of employment 😭

[Marco @soymarcogm]

Muy lindo Afganistán

[Juanpaam (NO SEA TAN HIJUEPUTA IVÁN) @JPAMeyer]

A mí me juraban que el metro dañaba el "sky view" de Bogotá.

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

I’d rather lick every rental shoe in a bowling alley than record a 2-minute video explaining why I want a job.

[Patri☁️ @bly__00]

Si es niño: Obsession
Si es niña: Backrooms

[• @s_zzmjk]

Netanyahu HDP mira como dejaste Gaza

[Carlos Jose  @kose_25]

@VladiiRedzko He visto varias cinemáticas parecidas a esta en bastantes videojuegos

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Obsession not even scary if u dated a crazy Latina that’s just real life