Koselara Merlin

[Koselara Merlin @koselara]

http://t.co/kifl2ruQ6r Aloe Vera!... me talking to the plants. With a Cockney accent.

[Koselara Merlin @koselara]

http://t.co/AeNvd2AeKe If you still pay for porn I have a Typewriter and a VCR I want to sell you.

[Koselara Merlin @koselara]

Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/CFAYQXZXYq

[Koselara Merlin @koselara]

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/sgMawe4QeL

[Koselara Merlin @koselara]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/bokcuHJsn9

[Koselara Merlin @koselara]

If I ever lost my phone I'd rather just start a new life in another city. http://t.co/f5lZCkmJ

[Koselara Merlin @koselara]

http://t.co/PhU8Sphp I'm 291 away from having 3000 followers on Twitter and 8 away from having 10 friends in real life.

[Koselara Merlin @koselara]

I wrote a Ricky Martin joke, but it was gay. http://t.co/lZ91zouY

[Koselara Merlin @koselara]

Researching Linux-happy netbooks...hoping System76's release tomorrow (4/23) will fit my needs & budget!

[Koselara Merlin @koselara]

Exploring & awestruck by historic sites now only in Web Archives, like the 1st public shared website & MUD server, The Sprawl!

[Koselara Merlin @koselara]

Still can't find missing mousie bits. Electronic ones, that is: No Animals Were Harmed In The Making Of This Update.

[Koselara Merlin @koselara]

Forget it, I'll go back to fighting this stupid thing...

[Koselara Merlin @koselara]

I can find the old mouse & new receiver, but not the new mouse or old receiver. Go f*ing figure!