mads

im an intj bc teachers made me sit alone at the nut free table in elementary school

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I may be a girl with huge tits, but first and foremost; I am a hater

[NPR @NPR]

Every fall, Americans send about 8 million tons of bagged leaves to landfills.

But you don't have to. Keep leaf litter on the ground — it fertilizes the soil and gives shelter to small wildlife.
https://t.co/bkDfLCIxZD

[mads @kosherluna]

nfl fans are just swifties with napoleon complexes

[Dionne Grant @DionneGrant]

“Stop forcing your friends to go outside”

Issa Rae with a PSA 😅

[post-hipster runoff altbaguette //// 🪩 @rinnyriot]

Spending over $100 for make-believe groceries at Trader Joe’s when you still have to go to another grocery store for real groceries is camp.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

tired: actually the doctor’s name is frankenstein

wired: every vampire is named dracula

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

.@alisonbrie @kenjeong @dannypudi @YNB @donaldglover @GillianA @peacock @SonyTV @CommunityTV

[caila 🔻 @HEARTAVl]

im gonna say it: a lot of u wouldnt care about clifford if he wasnt big. just him being red is special to me. but yall love a spectacle

[paul atreideez nuts @snobison]

inside you there are two wolves

[mads @kosherluna]

frank & stine grow strong on this overcast first day of fal

[Eka Bakie @EkaBakie]

Don’t forget to leave cookies out for Earth, Wind, & Fire tonight

[mads @kosherluna]

@livbeouthere @zoe_ba_bowie all attention and love to be transfered to: yourselves, and autumn

[mads @kosherluna]

@livbeouthere @zoe_ba_bowie end it

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

the bennet family when mr. collins insists on reading aloud from fordyce's sermons to young women

[Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby]

so great to see you this weekend! i have no idea what i said because when i socialize i black out and go to a different realm with pretty colors and shapes where i am no longer afraid but!!! we must hang again soon

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

when I see that September starts this week:

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

we got a new “sorry to this man”

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

FRANKENSTEIN IS ACTUALLY THE DOCTOR, NOT THE MONSTER, EXCEPT HE'S NOT EVEN A DOCTOR AND THE FACT THAT HE REJECTS HIS CREATURE MEANS HE *IS* A MONSTER BUT THE CREATURE BEING VICTOR'S SON MEANS HE'D TAKE HIS FATHER'S NAME SO THE CREATURE IS ALSO TECHNICALLY NAMED FRANKENST—

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

at least depression gave me a good taste in music