I'm sorry but 28 years?? There had to be a lot of dilly-dallying and fucking around, I feel like that should take 2-3 years tops. Did he stop to raise an entire family in Asia or something?
During my mani I was telling my nail tech about how consistent I’ve been with walking every day. Why when she got to my pedicure she gone say “oh yeah, you walking A LOT. I can tell.”