thanatos and moros: *the personifications of death and doom, both have a reputation of striking fear into the hearts of mortals*
zagreus and melinoe: what if they had cute little lounge areas to make their lives easier
They don’t want sex in movies. They don’t want “problematic” fictional characters. They don’t want to put their phones away in the theater. They want afterschool specials with no ambiguous morality cut into 30 parts so they can react to them on TikTok.
“i accept killing a minimum of 40,000 innocent children but i draw the line at marriage between a straight trans girl and a man marriage being illegal!”