Dan Koss

What if a boy raised on nintendo, cartoons, and pizza grew up into a man who now needs to pay rent? This is my story.

[Dan Koss @kossarts]

My animated short about lockdown just came out! 🙃
https://t.co/R5cOPzobK5

#lockdown #Quarantine #QuarantineLife #cartoon #animation #animatedshort #kossarts #dankoss #adobeanimate #artshare #artistsontwitter #covid #cartoons #easypeasy #crazy

[Dan Koss @kossarts]

@SenMullin @ComfortablySmug school shooter vibes

[Dan Koss @kossarts]

@theneedledrop I really think you'd dig this XweaponX EP

https://t.co/ccnd45ZnX1

[Dan Koss @kossarts]

@theneedledrop XWeaponX
Newer hardcore. I think the guy from Knocked Loose is in it. https://t.co/jqM0qwYSaE

[Emerald Broadband @EmeraldFiber]

GET READY! 💀 After a three-year hiatus, the Eugene Film Society and we here at Emerald Broadband are reviving the 72-Hour Horror Film Competition for an 8th season!

Click and share the link below!
https://t.co/kyVfC1b2Yb

#eugene #eugeneoregon #emeraldbroadband #oregon

[Official Shrekfest @TheShrekfest]

Shrekfest 2023 shirts, stickers, and pins now in the web shop, and the shirt's only $15! https://t.co/1M5OHhOCTn

[Dan Koss @kossarts]

@theneedledrop It's time we acknowledge that boy bands are cyphers for people who shop at White Barn.

[Dan Koss @kossarts]

@the3GI @TheShrekfest
Shrekfest is a gift to the world 🧅

#shrekfest #shrek

[Dan Koss @kossarts]

@Shrek2Retold Get Retold 😎 I'm there.

[Dan Koss @kossarts]

I want the confidence it takes to have phone volume and notifications full blast in the airport.

[Dan Koss @kossarts]

I was having dinner with my mom and asked if she would want a Shrekfest shirt since I'm going this year, and without hesitation or looking up from stirring her beef stroganoff, she said "YES" with a certainty I've rarely heard from her in my life.

See y'all at #shrekfest 🧅

[Shrek 2 Retold @Shrek2Retold]

At long last, it’s time to announce the global release of Shrek 2 Retold! The movie will make its premiere IN PERSON at @TheOrientalMKE on September 3rd @ 7:30PM. Learn how you can reserve your free tickets here: https://t.co/1KebMIg8E4 #Shrek2Retold

[Dan Koss @kossarts]

@theneedledrop Weapons of Pleasure came up in my algorithm and I think you'd like it, sir

https://t.co/zTNzCW9FCN

[Dan Koss @kossarts]

@SalVulcano Joe's like those Japanese soldiers they found who didn't realize the war ended 30 years ago and is still fighting.

[Dan Koss @kossarts]

@SalVulcano Joe's sucking up to Guy Fieri like a vacuum in a curtain factory.

[Dan Koss @kossarts]

@SalVulcano @tastebudspod If this episode were WATER VS OXYGEN, Joe would claim that no one in history has ever breathed air, while Sal would defend water purely on how fun it is to carry in his pocket.

[Dan Koss @kossarts]

@tastebudspod Anyone who says they don't like pepperoni probably also tells people at parties (unprompted) that they don't like The Beatles.

[Dan Koss @kossarts]

@SalVulcano Creamsicles are an American classic. Rocket Pops are American post-war propaganda.

[Dan Koss @kossarts]

@amys_tweeter Sometimes I wonder if I shoulda gotten the classic indigo Gamecube instead of black...

[Dan Koss @kossarts]

@danielvankirk
This one may be more chaotic than dumb, but maybe this is the one that finally puts my city on the walking tour 💵
https://t.co/8jBfE69HyJ

#dumbpeopletown