kelsey ognicliffe

licsw & mfa student

[kelsey ognicliffe @kostancliffe]

You know that song Paparazzi by Lady Gaga? I had an epiphany last night and that epiphany is that “papa, paparazzi” is easily replaced by “papa, papa johns please” AND I AM HILARIOUS AAAHAHAHAHA BEDTIME IS FOR SUCKERS

[kelsey ognicliffe @kostancliffe]

Please like this if you can see it. I don’t think my tweets are visible anymore 😭

[kelsey ognicliffe @kostancliffe]

@DBrookshire PLEASE X HELP ME SEE MY FRIEND

[kelsey ognicliffe @kostancliffe]

@TBQuarterly @ConverseMFA @OddballMagazine Thank you Taco Bell Quarterly remember this moment when I submit more TB content I love you

[Converse University MFA @ConverseMFA]

Fab & funny #poem in @OddballMagazine by #ConverseMFA (almost) grad Kelsey Stancliffe (w/ a [desperate?] shoutout to @TBQuarterly in the bio):
<I tell my husband when I am under 200 pounds I will get on top.>

https://t.co/03kkYhG5sn

[Dustin Brookshire @DBrookshire]

Check out current @ConverseMFA student Kelsey Stancliffe’s poem, “Reverse Cowgirl,” in Oddball. #poems #poetry #poetrycommunity

https://t.co/ZqjBoc6qzL

[kelsey ognicliffe @kostancliffe]

First tweet back since June of last year, what did I miss?

[kelsey ognicliffe @kostancliffe]

Add me on BeReal. https://t.co/LG7rwp7Zw1

[Dustin Brookshire @DBrookshire]

Since it is Pride Month, I’ll buy a few peeps copies of @natallman & @adrianf books as prizes. I’ll toss in my chapbooks. Two ways to win: retweet the original tweet and/or follow @ConverseMFA. If you do the latter, give me a head’s up on this thread.

[kelsey ognicliffe @kostancliffe]

MAAM GOODBYE

[kelsey ognicliffe @kostancliffe]

Tweeting for the first time in 3 months to say people who say their kids make these long ass sentences at 1 year old 😐😐 what is you doing. This girl has a 1.5 year old and posts daily the things he “says”. Observe.

[kelsey ognicliffe @kostancliffe]

Girl…,

[kelsey ognicliffe @kostancliffe]

@jamieognibene @blacklsh Sorry @blacklsh…

[Netflix @netflix]

When someone asks you why they should watch The Lord of The Rings trilogy for the first time now that it's on Netflix:

[kelsey ognicliffe @kostancliffe]

@nikshreves Good luck gbiggy!

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

this is your annual reminder that if you start The Two Towers tonight at 9:13 pm, you will ring in the new year with Theoden saying:

[kelsey ognicliffe @kostancliffe]

Nothing in life has given me the high that hearing Kermit Bob Cratchit sing “one more sleep til Christmas” on Christmas Eve has and nothing ever will.

[kelsey ognicliffe @kostancliffe]

My goal as a writer is to eventually publish a book that ends up on @BarackObama’s year-end list.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

the only nepo baby I respect is aragorn son of arathorn and is called elessar, the elfstone, dúnadan, the heir of isildur elendil's son of gondor

[kelsey ognicliffe @kostancliffe]

@craytonray

[kelsey ognicliffe @kostancliffe]

A VITAL read. https://t.co/Bi5cS8d9uy