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THAT PICTURE IS A SIX-WEEK PREGNANCY • 🇺🇦 • pro–shit that makes sense • anti–shit that doesn't • blm • acab • water is life • she/her

[elaine @kostia]

@cabineprojecao obrigada 💜

[elaine @kostia]

Happy to be the 418th 😎 on @BackerKit for Perfect Crime Party. Thanks @ironcircuscomix https://t.co/Ssn7j3VrA1

[elaine @kostia]

@rubyblue007 @ask_aubry raise your hand if you’ve used the quadratic formula as an adult 🙄

[elaine @kostia]

@ask_aubry He’s just too young to understand what “career woman” meant.

[elaine @kostia]

@marlene4719 …does he think he has those cheekbones

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Hold the fuck on.

So a whole bunch of Trump voters with preexisting conditions are now realizing that they voted to take their healthcare away, and a whole bunch of contractors are now realizing that they voted to take their construction workers away, and a whole bunch of farmers are now realizing they voted to take their farm workers away?

Shit we ALL told them would happen but they voted for anyway. And NOW that they have ELECTED him, they’re freaking out because they finally understand??

Are you fucking kidding me?!?

[elaine @kostia]

@cooltxchick It was. Just most people don’t have the curiosity it takes to listen. The barrier between informed and uninformed voters isn’t education, it’s 🤔

[elaine @kostia]

@gyrfalc63587709 @1atheistcat @BadMedicalTakes only real people

[elaine @kostia]

@BadMedicalTakes all those human infants running around drinking out of filthy cows must know something we don’t

[elaine @kostia]

@jtstmike @dphdphdph7 It isn’t just costumes, either. Dallas Buyers Club won a makeup Oscar with *no* budget.

[elaine @kostia]

@yascaoimhin @dphdphdph7 Walking onto Rise of the Resistance at Disney World this summer I realized the wall was covered in prefab ATM card reader frames.

[elaine @kostia]

@JagerBradley @dphdphdph7 “Old Hollywood” doesn’t refer to movies from the 1980s and 1990s.

[elaine @kostia]

@fasc1nate It’s ludicrous what people will do in service of their mythology.

[elaine @kostia]

@NurseMaryG63 @avocado_cuddle @EconAdept @JessicaValenti Abortion is healthcare.

[elaine @kostia]

@hav_free @JYSexton Maybe they all played tackle football when they were kids.

[elaine @kostia]

@JYSexton @JessicaValenti Reagan was an expert communicator. Clinton was an expert communicator. Obama (both of them) is an expert communicator. TFG rants and raves. He could shit himself on stage and they’d go WELL PLAYED SIR. Am I seeing a different world when I look? Are they?

[elaine @kostia]

@JessicaValenti 30% terror, 50% fury, easily 90% Diet Coke. I contain multitudes.

[elaine @kostia]

@AmyLynnStL Cheeseburgers

[elaine @kostia]

@escargotpro_ Young Grant could get it, still had a distinguished look when in office. Kennedy was objectively handsome but *gestures*. Harding was the first president elected by women and was apparently quite the looker for the time. Correct answer still Obama.

[elaine @kostia]

@AnneTheReUp @HalleBailey That’s why when a parent dies, the remaining family doesn’t get to call themselves a family anymore. 🙄