コスナー

愛 don’t compromise yourself for the sake of others

[Y3MII @fw_Y3MII]

Seeing a very beautiful girl do some hoe stuffs is so disappointing

[🧊 @ICEMACHlNE]

Having a girlfriend is like having a jew with you everywhere you go 24/7

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

didn’t realize my bf was standing right behind me until i said out loud that i was really craving an apple and he goes “okay horse behavior!” unfortunately that spooked me pretty bad so i did kick him in the teeth

[mr manic @liftpilled]

I’ve been telling y’all this, but it doesn’t matter how dog ugly you are, it doesn’t matter how much you reject your hygiene, it doesn’t matter how racist or grotesquely xenophobic you are. If you are a white man, there is an Asian woman who will fuck you

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

You know what's the most brutal thing about this? Yamal is gonna kick her to the curb soon enough and she knows that but a few months with a football star is worth more to her than 5 years with her boyfriend. Foids are not human, lol.

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

it’s a sign of deep respect in our culture

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

“NOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT CARDS I’VE USED, THAT’S CARD COUNTING!!! USING STRATEGY IS AGAINST THE RULES!!! YOU CAN ONLY USE BLIND LUCK!!! SECURITY!!!!!!!!!”

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

There's a new guy at work and he's been here maybe two weeks and we're in a meeting and my boss is talking about quarterly goals or whatever and she goes "we really need to circle back to customer retention" and this guy raises his hand and goes "I have a question" and my boss is like yes and he goes "why do you always say circle back?" and the whole room goes quiet and my boss is like what and he goes "you say it like every meeting is there a reason we're going in circles why don't we just go forward" and someone coughs and he's still going "like I've been keeping track you've said it eighteen times in two weeks" and my boss just stares at him and goes "have you never worked in an office before" and he goes "I have but nobody said circle back this much it feels aggressive" and I swear my boss aged five years and she goes "it's just a phrase" and he goes "okay but like why circles" and she just moved on with the meeting. He got let go during his probation period today and I heard him ask HR if it was because of the circle thing.

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

sir this is a wendy’s. an evil wendy’s where we touch you

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

when the kid that’s been running around the restaurant for the past hour finally hits his head on a table

[frost 🇺🇲 @Maidcel1488]

LMFAO

[swinky @swinkying]

Little old man boy

[skooks @skooookum]

Time to DoorDash a Gatorade #NoTip

[Hank Williams Jr. enjoyer @S0uthern_man]

This bar cut off the wrong white boy