Mmaas3mnny3

Manchester United fan, KSB Alumnus, Don’t take my tweets serious because I’m only catching cruise .

[Mmaas3mnny3 @Koteimafia]

@charllycolegh @WGeebouy She followed her man to the workplace.
Did you also follow Kwame Kwabota to his workplace that you want to stress him?

[Hazel Kaizoku @meister_kwame]

Ghanaian politicians have it so good

Imagine telling citizens of Atlanta to wake up and do City cleanup 😂😂

Like somebody go shoot up the mayor in house

[BitchIDontKnow @cricaa_]

Please remember our country is really really tiny

[Alpha. @Alph__Utd]

🚨 Casemiro on a funny moment he experienced at Manchester United this season:

🗣️ Casemiro:

“I remember the game against Fulham. Cunha dribbles into the box, gets fouled and the referee immediately points to the penalty spot. We were celebrating already. Then the Fulham players surrounded the referee and started protesting.

VAR checked it and decided the foul was actually outside the box. So the penalty was cancelled and we got a free-kick instead. At that point I remember looking at Cunha and thinking: 'These guys have just made your effort fruitless.'

Then Bruno puts in an unbelievable ball and I score from the free-kick. After the game, me and Cunha went over to their captain and asked him: 'Be honest... which one would you have preferred? The penalty or the free-kick goal?' He looked at us and said: 'Please... just leave me alone.' Then we thanked him for the protest and walked away.”

[Fact @Fact]

A real friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else still believes the smile on your face.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Upamecano and Saliba did NOT train with the group today! 😳

— @lequipe

[Fact @Fact]

When you walk into a room and you forget why you walked in there in the first place is the phenomenon known as "event boundary."

[utdreport @utdreport]

After Andrey Santos, #mufc want to add two more midfielders. Their shortlist includes:

- Manu Koné
- Alex Scott
- Ayyoub Bouaddi

[@edu17burgos]

[CP @UtdCitypriest]

This coming season, it’s me and Michael Carrick against all the senior Manchester United players.

Amad Diallo has spent over six years at Manchester United without winning a Premier League or Champions League trophy. He secretly had a child so fans won’t stop calling him “Starboy” when, in reality, he’s a full-grown adult and a father!

Harry Maguire and Bruno Fernandes have both taken turns captaining Manchester United, yet in over six years they have no major trophies to show for it.

Luke Shaw, the Methuselah of Old Trafford who only seems to perform in World Cup years and gets injured in every other year, has no Premier League or Champions League trophy either.

Marcus Rashford, the former dictator of Man Utd, doesn’t have a Premier League or Champions League trophy to show for his more than ten years as a Manchester United player.

Kobbie Mainoo, the face of Carrington, should also know that Carrington used to produce trophies and not just aura.

All these players have been given the full trust of both the fans and the board but have failed to repay it with silverware, and that is no longer going to be acceptable.

If, for any reason, they end up trophyless next season, the door should be open for them to find another club next summer🙏🏼

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING! Everton have an interest in signing Jacob Murphy from Newcastle, Sky Sports News understands 🚨

[Mmaas3mnny3 @Koteimafia]

@Oluchi_Utd Fellaini

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Ezri Konsa poised to start at right-back for #England in #FIFAWorldCup quarter-final vs #Norway as Reece James continues recovery from injury. John Stones expected to come in at centre-back. Noni Madueke replaces Bukayo Saka on right wing @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/bvKLtbnqdU

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

*Me having a good day*

Messi waiting to ruin my life:

[Baftey🥷🏾 @akokc_davido]

“unfortunately there’s no item 13 today but please stay behind for a short anno……..…..”

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇲🇦 EXCLUSIVE: Ajax are in talks to try sign Azzedine Ounahi as new midfielder. 🔴⚪️

Negotiations ongoing on player and clubs side, there’s a €25m release clause into Ounahi contract at Girona.

Ajax trying negotiate on price; Michel wants him.

🎥 https://t.co/wLzab22zBb

[carter🌚 @carter6f]

“The first time I was about to face Lionel Messi, Sir Alex Ferguson told the team, ‘If we lose today, blame Patrice… I’ll sell him to another club.’ 😭 I couldn’t sleep the night before because of the pressure.”

— Patrice Evra

[MOROCCO🦁FOOTBALL @mounsmorocco]

2 coach marocain , seulement 2 et 3 mois pour préparer leur mondial !

#DimaMaghrib

[Mmaas3mnny3 @Koteimafia]

@Ashaiman_king 😂😂😂

[Mr. press @Ashaiman_king]

Mukui when they see themselves without make up

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

You didn't add your handle

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Erling Haaland has called out Wayne Rooney ahead of England vs Norway.

"I'm looking forward to seeing you, Wayney boy! Wayne Rooney said he would row if we reached the World Cup quarter-finals, so I expect you to go on a rowing trip!"

Rooney responded live on the BBC:

"Yeah... I won't be making statements like that again."