Mmaas3mnny3

Manchester United fan, KSB Alumnus, Don’t take my tweets serious because I’m only catching cruise .

[Mmaas3mnny3 @Koteimafia]

@charllycolegh @WGeebouy She followed her man to the workplace.
Did you also follow Kwame Kwabota to his workplace that you want to stress him?

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗: Luis de la Fuente has managed the most games across the World Cup and the EURO without losing so far.

✅ 12 wins
🤝 1 draw
❌ 0 losses

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

Bruno – Portugal ✅

Lammens – Belgium ✅

Lisandro Martínez – Argentina ⌛

If they get injured, I'll be the one suffering for 38 Premier League games, not FIFA...

Please come back to Carrington safely. 🤲🏼

[Mmaas3mnny3 @Koteimafia]

@TheDamiForeign B is the correct answer

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

🚨 Michael Carrick and United’s leadership have fast-tracked Gabriel into regular first team training and could include him to play a part in the pre-season tour, despite his young age.

United sources say the club remains determined to PROTECT him from excessive media glare and burnout.

[@samuelluckhurst,@katwalshy1]

[utdreport @utdreport]

Ederson is set to remain at Atalanta after his #mufc move collapsed following a second medical check in England [@Gazzetta_it]

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

· Is the refereeing showing favoritism for Argentina?

🚨🗣️ Lisandro Martinez: "Nothing to say about that. The referees are doing an excellent job."

"YOU (the press) are the ones generating controversy. We focus on giving our best on the pitch."

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

Texting a new girl.

Weak man: Hello it is James. I’m the guy you gave your number to ❌

Boring and weak.

Man with game:

[Scanty SZN @EiiScanty]

in my country, they would deploy blue water guards to swim and rescue them.

[Nanito @lol_nanito]

Why would this guy tell me he has a meeting later today at the Accra Center of Excellence? I’m like, I’ve never heard of that before. He goes, “Oh, you’ve never been to Ace?”

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

My brothers and I discovered that the guys sending one-word replies were getting treated even better. So we adapted.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Manchester United are interested in signing Joao Gomes, a Brazilian midfielder from Wolverhampton.

— @geglobo

[Louie 🇱🇧 @UTD_Louie]

United were prepared to:
Buy Tchouameni/Anderson for €100M
Buy Ederson for €40M
Buy Santos for €50M

The club was prepared to spend up to €200M on midfielders alone.

Scott, Baleba, Kone, Sangare, Stiller, Chema and who knows who else. There’s options, money and time.

[Mmaas3mnny3 @Koteimafia]

@bofrot1cedi 😂😂😂

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

INEOS fell upwards last summer when Liam Delap rejected us and we signed Benjamin Sesko.

Really hoping that same luck can happen again with who they decide to replace Éderson with.

[Fact @Fact]

Ironically, we tend to want what we can't have. Then once we get it, we don't want it anymore.

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Quarter-final time 🦁🦁🦁

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Here come the… Vikings 🇳🇴👊🏻

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨🌕| NEW: Manchester United have given up on signing Ederson after he underwent medical examinations. United are now interested in João Gomes. [@geglobo]

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨🌕| JUST IN: Manchester United have reassessed the signing of Éderson and decided to pursue other midfield options in the market.

João Gomes and Manu Koné are among the names United are evaluating.

[@felipee_sil, @RobDawsonESPN]

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇪 Thibaut Courtois: “I felt a lot of pain in my quadriceps. But I had no problem with staying in goal though, only for long kicks”.

“In the end the manager decided to take me off, this is no problem as the team goes above everything”.