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sucka MC of the week

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@gracecamille_ why did they do that to her

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@sitesucksa55 cannot lie 100% beast moded

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Every male doctor i serve makes 500,000,000,000 a year doing heart valve surgery and has to buy his beer with crumpled up ones because he’s in the middle of a turbo divorce and his wife is watching his beer expenditure

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they are all getting divorced because they bring a new nurse to the bar every week

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@doaknet literally me

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i used to only put customers drinks down on the bar when serving them now i relish in touching their fingers as i hand them their drink #insane

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@joyci_schecter @norabird the tilt they put on this photo makes andrew look insane hahhhaah

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on my richard nixon bullshit

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i feel like a product of infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters except the infinite monkeys are God

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experiencing emotional transference with my bar regulars

[garshmo @garshmo]

You know when you’re in a river and you find a dead guy and it’s you so you get scared

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@elaifresh wait are you supposed to stay in zone 2 for cardio ?? why?

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Nobody Gaf About Craft Beer Anymore Except For Swingers

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kind of a nightmare that you can’t trust reviews for any product or website because you must assume they are all 100% botted

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@uncledoomer my brother would do this when he was like 19 lol there was always police helicopters flying over our neighborhood but they never got him for that lmfao

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When i worked at a chinese fusion restaurant and we told the managers we felt sick and wanted to go home they made us go to the sushi bar and eat some pickled ginger and go back to work

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lol i thought this was about the tired 2015 era dress

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u cant wear that anymore mama its 202 fuckin 6

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@prettyalbatross need