Rakesh Kotla

Martian pretending to be Human

[Rakesh Kotla @kotlarakesh]

@the_hindu He is fucking moronic whiney old idiot to say that. All he did was supplying human labor to Americas companies to do the dirty job. Let's call what it is for real.

[Rakesh Kotla @kotlarakesh]

I think mor of ps1 story I am more convinced that this is a masterpiece made by Maniratnam. Really good story telling. And I really think Mani should have made story like game of thrones. #ps1blockbuster

[Rakesh Kotla @kotlarakesh]

@NFLFantasy 10 points from Olave 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Rakesh Kotla @kotlarakesh]

Matthew Stafford gotta be my dumbest pick of fantasy football this year. #LARvsSF

[Rakesh Kotla @kotlarakesh]

@USAndIndia are you going to open in person interview slots for H4 visa? I have been waiting for a shot from past three months. Why are you seperating families? Mental stress caused by not getting any update is immeasurable. @USCGHyderabad

[Rakesh Kotla @kotlarakesh]

@USAndHyderabad now that lockdown in Telangana has been relaxed from 6am to 6pm, when would you guys start processing H1B 221G's that were issued before lockdown?

[Rakesh Kotla @kotlarakesh]

@kingfisherontap 😂Been there. IF is good but I have learnt it the hard way that doing real water fast for 24-48 hours periodically is the real deal. Give it a try

[Rakesh Kotla @kotlarakesh]

Pro

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Lovely turn, @MoSalah 👌

[Rakesh Kotla @kotlarakesh]

WTF

[Rakesh Kotla @kotlarakesh]

That WTF moment. What a weird time we are living in.

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

New tourism ad in from America’s newest neighbor: The Nation of CHAZ

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

We have extra FDA-approved ventilators. Will ship to hospitals worldwide within Tesla delivery regions. Device & shipping cost are free. Only requirement is that the vents are needed immediately for patients, not stored in a warehouse. Please me or @Tesla know.

[Rakesh Kotla @kotlarakesh]

@kingfisherontap One must rule: It should be a gender neutral competition.

[Ram Gopal Varma @RGVzoomin]

TURN AROUND

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The SCIENTIFIC METHOD:
Do whatever it takes ensure you do not fool yourself into thinking something is true that is actually false, or that something is false which is actually true.

[Rakesh Kotla @kotlarakesh]

Yeah, That's what I am looking for. Everybody is saying wash your hands but not a fucking soul tells you why it's going help.
This is the best explanation so far I found out on the internet. #coronavirus

[Vox @voxdotcom]

You’re not just washing viruses down the drain. Soap destroys the #coronavirus.

Here's how: https://t.co/7g3RDhmUlh

[Rakesh Kotla @kotlarakesh]

I fondly remember an episode in "The Americans" where they show the empty isles of a grocery store in Russia. Fast forward to 2020 here is the scene at Kroger. Don't know what comes next. Apocalypse ahead #coronavirus

[Rakesh Kotla @kotlarakesh]

Dear @AmericanAir there is a thing called Google pay "Passes" in Android as well. Screenshot option for Android devices really?

[Rakesh Kotla @kotlarakesh]

@eyrahul Rahul, "23andMe" tells you what percent of you belong to which race based on your genomes.

[Rakesh Kotla @kotlarakesh]

This in a nutshell explains the state of American politics. Big Zero🅾️🅾️ billionaires supporting Bernie
#Bernie2020

[Rakesh Kotla @kotlarakesh]

Yesss. So many things to watch out for in March

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

Free will is not free. An all-new poster for #Westworld Season 3, coming March 15th.