Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸

*Aggressively* seasoned scorpio☀️ aquarius🌙 scorpio⬆️ fucking around and finding out

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

Serious question: do vegans eat the Body of Christ? Asking for a friend…

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

Marielle. Stop agreeing to plans when you’re bored to please other people.

(Thank me later)

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

@lesliepants Yeah I’ve sworn off that movie for a miiiiiiinute!!!

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

@patientustlepa Omg Beeh does the same thing 🥹 #hyperfocus #adhdpartners

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

The most accurate meme I could possibly make about my life these days. #dontworrydarling #30something

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

Reporting live from my 3rd plate of homemade nachos this week: “I’m not mad about it”

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

@astrologyqueer @chrisbrennan7 Lol you just perfectly described my Virgo husband 😆

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

Return of the micro bangs and my favorite cat shirt from @Nooworks 💕

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

Spent almost 2 hours FaceTiming my three best friends of ~25 years, all of us living in 3 diff cities in two diff states. I genuinely miss the days we lived miles apart. Take me back.

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

My toxic trait is turning the tv on to something I’ve seen many times before as “background noise” but then becoming fully invested and completely ignoring whatever else I had planned to do (aka folding laundry) #adhd #adhdtwitter

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

Actual footage of me preparing to leave the house but never do

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

Not me making a choice then angrily asking who allowed me to when it backfires

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

peak orange cat

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

@lallimusic 😭😭😭

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

If he’s not getting down like this to take photos of me I don’t want it

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

I’ve been pulling away from IG bc curated content can be deflating and comparison is the killer of joy. Trying to recover from seemingly unsolicited content is, well, exhausting

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

Me when I feel crumbs walking barefoot in the kitchen

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

I feel like everyone should know about Goldcrests. They weigh 1/100th of a pound and look really grumpy all the time. They’re just like me

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

@bettinamak Hi hello this jumpsuit is superb

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

@bettinamak LOL unhinged fringe

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

There’s nothing more othering than a convo at a family party switching to Tagalog around first gen. Filipinos that can’t understand/speak the language

[Mari (she/her) 🇵🇭🇺🇸 @kouign_bee]

@bettinamak Mentally I am here