Jesus never dabbed

:):

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

After surgries i've been ungodly horny as a side effect. Or It was always young nurses helping me idk.

I later switched from Morphine as i am allergic and would throw up.

This also made me stop being horny, but not stupid. I was screaming in glee "I AM NOT HORNY ANYMORE!"🙏🙏

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

A golden shower would make me so rich rn

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"Home of the free" where you cannot "walk" anywhere because the infrastructure sucks

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

I became a flat earther ever since drake fell off

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

When someone ask you to do something do you;

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

I hate going to a a hairdresser--

Yes let me look like this guy bc I am chopped af

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

I no longer want to be associated w people who praise shrek. I am getting too old 4 this shit

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

I am such liberal pussy (I am what i eat)

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

You can only have one beach per island, so the biggest island (Idk what to call it other than Australia) and 8221 more island with one beach each.

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

This made my older nurses visibly uncomfortable. I had to remove my IV drop or whatever myself.

If it was the older lady or the switch in drugs I don't know.

But the hope of not embarrsing myself for being horny. Was outlived by embarrassment of glee.

Both are equa

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

After surgries i've been ungodly horny as a side effect. Or It was always young nurses helping me idk.

I later switched from Morphine as i am allergic and would throw up.

This also made me stop being horny, but not stupid. I was screaming in glee "I AM NOT HORNY ANYMORE!"🙏🙏

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

A few years ago I had my appendix removed. When I woke up, my doctor was laughing- said I had the whole OR in stitches.

I asked what I said

He told me I really didn't want to know

still think about that, and i still want to know

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

When the northen territories freeze to inhabitantal levels, i'd love for us to had let everybody in as we should've from the start

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

When true AGI is here, we're all gonna get an individual phonecall by them simontaneusly

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

People are so obsessed with being smart

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

I wanna be Siddhartha in his playboy era

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

I am only identifying with one title, that title is my name. Whatever i do is for me and will not give me any other titel

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

I bet if @banksy spray paints someone someone will kidnap them

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

I take the good emotions just as well as the happy

I shouldn't get to choose which emotions I get.
Just give me all of you

This quote is for sale 10k

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

Does @RealMrClean have armpit hair? I wanna

[Jesus never dabbed @kounduffel]

My dick is a woman, her name is mary. As in the virign mary.
Haters will say I named her