Koups

ex Salesforce, now I structure your crypto hedge funds, DAO gov’d foundations, token issuance vehicles + other on & offshore companies | (DM on TG)

[Koups @koups87]

Dreamt of managing a fund? Then this one’s for you.

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[PsyopAnime @PsyopAnime]

you don't get this far without making a few enemies

[Pablito @Caboning]

Best part? The people. Even hooped at a side event with builders, founders and investors some of the sharpest minds of the week. 🏀 Heading back to Buenos Aires more convinced than ever: the future gets built through connection and real adoption. 🌎

[Koups @koups87]

Ethconf 🔜

[Koups @koups87]

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[Koups @koups87]

@Otonomos @ethconf @otoco_io 🏀

[Handre @Handre]

If you live in South Africa, you need to read this. Your family might be in danger.

The South African government wants to hand criminals a comprehensive shopping list of every citizen who owns Bitcoin, gold, or other valuable assets.

This is not hyperbole. This is not paranoia about government overreach. This is what happens when bureaucrats create centralized databases of wealth while operating cybersecurity systems that cannot protect government servers from ransomware attacks, insider leaks, and just plain old corruption.

France provides the blueprint for disaster. So far in 2026, French criminals kidnap one crypto holder every two and a half days. Forty-one cases this year alone. One hundred and thirty-five incidents since 2023. The victims include an eleven-year-old boy kidnapped with his mother in Burgundy while criminals demanded four hundred thousand euros from the father's crypto holdings. David Balland, co-founder of hardware wallet company Ledger, lost a finger when kidnappers severed it and sent it to his associates as part of their ransom demand.

How do French criminals select their targets? Government data leaks.

A French tax official used government systems to identify wealthy crypto holders and sold that information directly to criminal networks. She worked inside the system designed to protect citizens and instead fed their personal data to the people who showed up at their homes with knives and demands for Bitcoin transfers.

Waltio, a French software company providing tax services, was hacked and exposed fifty thousand users' portfolio information on dark web marketplaces. Government employees selling data represents something far worse than mere cybersecurity incompetence. It reveals the inherent corruption that emerges when governments collect detailed wealth information about their citizens.

Pavel Durov warns that expanding government data collection on crypto holders expands the pool of kidnapping targets. Telegram's founder said the platform would rather exit the French market than hand private user data to French authorities.

South Africa's cybersecurity record makes France look competent by comparison. Hackers put 3.6 million Gauteng Provincial Government files up for sale on the dark web for twenty-five thousand dollars. Statistics South Africa suffered a breach in January 2026. Cell C leaked two terabytes of data belonging to 7.7 million customers. The Department of Justice lost control of over 1,200 confidential files in a ransomware attack that crippled systems for weeks.

These same people now demand that every South African declare their Bitcoin, gold, and alternative asset holdings within thirty days. Name, ID number, portfolio amounts. All stored in government databases operated by the same institutions that cannot even secure their own local servers.

The regulations extend beyond Bitcoin. Gold holders face the same mandatory disclosure requirements. Alternative investments fall under identical rules. The government wants comprehensive records of every citizen who owns assets outside the traditional banking system.

Free market economists understand why governments crave this information. Capital controls require detailed knowledge of citizen wealth. Currency restrictions need enforcement mechanisms. Confiscation demands target lists.

But the immediate threat comes from criminals. French kidnappers prove that government wealth databases become criminal targeting systems. The data will leak. Government employees will sell access. Hackers will breach the servers.

South African criminals will adapt French tactics to local conditions. Home invasions already plague wealthy neighborhoods. Adding detailed cryptocurrency and gold holdings data transforms random crime into precision targeting. Why rob houses blindly when government databases provide exact wealth information and home addresses?

The regulatory framework creates perverse incentives for corruption. Tax officials gain access to detailed wealth information about every compliant citizen. The temptation to monetize this data through criminal networks will prove irresistible for some percentage of government employees. France shows this corruption is inevitable, not theoretical.

Compliance rewards criminals while punishment awaits honest citizens. Those who declare their holdings create detailed target lists for kidnappers. Those who refuse face government penalties. The regulations trap law-abiding citizens between criminal violence and state punishment.

The solution involves rejecting the entire framework. No government database. No mandatory declarations. No centralized records of citizen wealth in Bitcoin, gold, or alternative assets. The French kidnapping epidemic demonstrates exactly why financial privacy matters for physical safety.

South African crypto holders should study French headlines carefully. Today's regulatory compliance becomes tomorrow's kidnapping victim list. The government promises protection while operating systems that guarantee data breaches.

Act now, or your family will be in danger.
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[Shiv @shivst3r]

99% of founders should not be launching a token.

[Koups @koups87]

@shivst3r Looking extra wavy bro 💰

[nxxn @sol_nxxn]

You won’t need banks anymore 🏦

Here are ALL crypto neobanks that let you on-ramp, off-ramp, and spend your crypto 👇

What’s your favourite?

[Koups @koups87]

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[Simplicity Group @SimplicityWeb3]

Super insightful lecture for our accelerator, thank you guys. The best entity set up guys in the market.

Full lecture: https://t.co/U8IgoGYdjM

[Koups @koups87]

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[ETHis @ethisnetwork]

Making Eurosummer plans?

Munich. Deutsches Museum. Beer garden by the Isar.
Ethereum for the real world.
July 2–3 // ETHis

[ETHConf @ethconf]

25 days until ETHConf 🗽

The largest Ethereum gathering of the year takes over the Javits Center June 8-10, bringing together 5,000+ attendees, 150+ speakers, and 100+ companies.

Ticket prices increase tonight at 11:59pm ET.

Secure your spot → https://t.co/tUbM4nCUiH

[Otonomos @Otonomos]

This was Consensus Miami week.

We brought the court to crypto.

Next up: @ETHGlobal NYC, June 10th.

@CaymanFinance @hristijan_akka @paggaapp @koups87 @CFMLLP

Drop a 🏀 if coming to play and 💰 if you’d like to co-host.

[Koups @koups87]

@pudgypenguins Pengu morning fam

[Koups @koups87]

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Thank you all for coming out & balling out at our 🏀 side event @consensus2026 last wk & to our hosts @hristijan_akka @CFMLLP @CaymanFinance @Otonomos @paggaapp for making it happen!

Who’s down to collab for 🏀 @ETHGlobal NYC?

[WebZero @joinwebzero]

BERLIN. The legendary Blockspäti is back June 17-19.

@zcash takes over the club. Three days. 12+ side events. Open daily from 11am-4am.

One mission: make privacy sexy.🦓

[Koups @koups87]

@Rektormoon @Evan_Mann @Otonomos @LindsayPoss @CaymanFinance @CFMLLP 👀❤️