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bad boy club

[emini tic @TicTocTick]

For the first time ever in human history, Christmas is on 25/25/25.

This phenomenon will never happen again.

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[Tim Brannigan @tim_brannigan]

Sorry but this is the funniest fash riot scene you’ll see, bar none. Hall of Famer.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Fire the little cunt.

[Leo @Leo_Iam_535]

Me looking out the window rn

[Richard @gamray]

Went to Greggs for a bacon and sausage baguette and they’d run out of bacon to he gave me four hundred sausages instead (there’s another four loose ones in the bag)

[leia ☆ @leiamons]

i kid u not i’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight 😭😭 this poor bear waking up in different climates

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

That’s not Kate! Do they think we’re fucking stupid?

[Rhys🦢 @Rhyyssss]

would be class if they had a scrap winner gets their kid back

[pendz @cfcperkz]

BREAKING NEWS, #jayslater’s text messages have been leaked!

[Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi]

This video of Kathleen Ledecky balancing chocolate milk on her head while swimming is more impressive to me than her seven Olympic gold medals

[Jaimes Ennis @_kimberleyball]

“Don’t use twitter…unless I really need to.”

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Hey @Boeing, my neighbor Gary that mows at 8 am, is saying a lot of bad things about your company. DM me for address.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

i wanna be as unbothered as the cameraman https://t.co/30MNSE8jXx

[FK @FK09____]

Man’s eating like he got no stars in the Bushtucker trial