kourtney

chaser of light.

[kourtney @kourtneylorr]

Whoever we need to sacrifice to the football gods to make this stop, I’m in. A few more losses like this and I’ll even volunteer as tribute.

[kourtney @kourtneylorr]

@JeremyOnTheMic I’m a Broncos fan and I’m still more optimistic about their awful season than I am Nebraska’s. It’s lovely.

[Ari Wasserman @AriWasserman]

Stephen King couldn't have written a script to torture Nebraska worse than what just happened. It's utterly evil.

[kourtney @kourtneylorr]

Fuck Matt Rhule. Fuck being a Nebraska fan.

[kourtney @kourtneylorr]

I cannot possibly express how much I absolutely fucking hate being a Nebraska fan. This shit is exhausting.

[kourtney @kourtneylorr]

This is the worst possible game to be going on at 11:30 pm… So incredibly boring!

[Ass Tat Guy (Big 12 Champion) @garkmallemore]

It’s important that we all remember that every terrible change that’s been made to college football in the last 20 years is a direct result of the Longhorn Network and the University of Texas.

[kourtney @kourtneylorr]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Oregon has benched Dylan Raiola for senior Brock Thomas

Raiola was 6/19 for 43 YDS and 2 INT before being pulled

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

Nebraska fans were right LMAOOOO

[kourtney @kourtneylorr]

Well, Nebraska fans, at least we don’t have to deal with this shit again.

[kourtney @kourtneylorr]

Well fuck.

[kourtney @kourtneylorr]

I’m going to puke. Oh my god.

[kourtney @kourtneylorr]

HOLY SHIT!!!! WHAT A COMEBACK!!!!!!

[kourtney @kourtneylorr]

I’m still mind blown the Broncos are pissing me off exponentially more than the Huskers this season.

[We’re Back Co. @wereback_co]

WE WERE ADVISED TO LOWER OUR EXPECTATIONS.

WE HAVE RETAINED NEW COUNSEL.

[kourtney @kourtneylorr]

It’s cool we are at the point they aren’t even trying to hide the descent into complete fascism.

[Maggie Lovitt @maggieofthetown]

We live in hell

[kourtney @kourtneylorr]

So maybe Denver sucks again.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

This is Christian extremism. If a radical Muslim military leader was doing this in another country, using the Quran to stoke commitment to a holy war among young recruits, the condemnation from American Christians would be swift and severe. The hypocrisy is astounding.

[kourtney @kourtneylorr]

I think I’m happier that Ole Miss won than I am about Nebraska winning. Fuck Lane Kiffin.