kourtney kardashian

im better than u bye
*parody duh*

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

my mom has a talk show now i wonder who she slept with to get it

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

what the fuck is a food stamp who would stamp a piece of food

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

my mattress is made of money

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

NOT ME! FAKE ACCOUNT

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

do tacos grow on trees in mexico

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

who let a hippo into my mansion oh wait nevermind it's just khloe

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

i wonder who's basement rob is living in now

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

rob nobody wants your socks

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

even i can't keep up with the kardashians and i am one

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

lets hope north lives longer than kims cat...

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

sometimes I throw a big mac and watch khloe and rob fight over it

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

we practice daily earthquake drills in case khloe and robs fatasses walk into the mansion at the same time

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

i just bought another mercedes and it won't fit in my garage cuz the ferraris take up too much room ugh my life is so hard

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

whenever it's windy we have to tie kendall down so her scrawny ass don't blow away

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

north shut the fuck up and play with ur money

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

I don't live in the united states I live in america duh

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

my lobster wasn't even served with caviar what is this a soup kitchen

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

keeping up with the kardashians more like keeping up with scott being a giant prick

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

help 911 some black people just broke into my mansion oh wait never mind it's just kanye and lamar

[kourtney kardashian @kourtneysmind]

penelope has been crying for 2 minutes and the nanny hasn't made her stop im so done im going to backhand that skank