Kourtni Beebe

The Knight of Swords

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@SBeas I needed to share my frustration with the world!

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Weekend subways are the dumpster fires of hell. 🔥 #nyc

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@MegsOMalls Which is why I haven’t left my apt since the start of covid

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Taylor & Pete 2023.

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Thought: “Nothing surprises me in NYC anymore”
Gets on the G train: “nvm.”

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1 week!!!!! 😍

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Everyone: “Are you gonna blend your eyeshadow?”
@Santos4Congress: “Nah I’m good!”

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VOTE.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

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You are scum of the earth if you use someone’s suicide to promote your original song….. multiple times especially

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I was having a bad day. Then I walked past a man who said “God bless you” to his dog when it sneezed 🐶

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Wordle 502 2/6

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@formermissNJ Ummm I sang “Goodbye Earl” at karaoke last night. If this was by chance in a bar in Midtown East, lemme!! Isn’t it a great song??

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His name was Sampson and we all love him very much.

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

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So we’re canceling the song “Proud to Be an American” this year, right?

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My biggest performance since covid is saying “yes” to the flight attendant when sitting in the exit row

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My mom just asked me if Squid Game is a competition reality show.

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Flying on day 2 of your period should be an automatic upgrade. And no one better sit next to me!

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My @Apple Watch just notified me that I closed my Move Ring as I was lifting my fork to take a bite of poutine