shua

flyer than a pelican

[shua @kowdikc]

Jokes on you whoever tried searching through my car, I'm broke as fuuuuccckkkkk and stealing my Bluetooth radio requires two hours of work

[shua @kowdikc]

I'm deleting twitter I literally can't stand the internet people are so dumb

[shua @kowdikc]

Happy national boyfriend day to the worlds best boyfriend (my girlfriend doesn't like me)

[shua @kowdikc]

it's not fucking terrorism just look up definitions before you bitch about it "not being terrorism cuz he's white" terrorism is political

[shua @kowdikc]

@GinnySooy I'm ten floors up and you need an ID to get in the building lol I was willing to meet them

[shua @kowdikc]

I'm sitting in my fuckint dorm on a friday night whos tryna have dominos ordered to Fox hall in Lowell for me

[shua @kowdikc]

Dude @PostMalone is the shit

[KYR SP33DY @KYR_SP33DY]

Which horse should I throw the ball to?

[shua @kowdikc]

My dad is so lame lol

[Lo @laurenehubbard]

PSA: The new iPhone costs $999.

The entire Cracker Barrel menu costs $887.71

...make smart choices.

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

"I got Trix Yogurt" https://t.co/0kxVVdGeuu

[De'Jai Moore @_imtooexclusive]

Y'all mad disrespectful for making fun of this man y'all don't know wtf that day meant to him I swear this generation is full of idiots https://t.co/cfF1U0AKkU

[Hova @YellingMadman]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[The Tick @TheTickTV]

This little #TheTick could be yours when you RT & follow us to win before 9/10 at 11:59 PM. U.S. only.

[shua @kowdikc]

Thank you Counting Crows for ruining Mr Jones by playing a shitty version live, I wanted to see it live before I died and now I want to die

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

You guys, they blew my cover. The CIA is going to be so pissed. https://t.co/7uVTypx2ER