The Mayor

just here sometimes

[The Mayor @kp_buckets]

Who else turned their school lunch number into their PIN for everything?

[The Mayor @kp_buckets]

@JohnJacob1997 No animals were harmed in the writing of this tweet lmao it was my girls kitten, and he missed😂 STILL TERRIFYING THO

[The Mayor @kp_buckets]

Walking around the house naked is all fun and games until your cat sees your tampon string

[The Mayor @kp_buckets]

I just wrote a review on Slick Nick https://t.co/IzOLhhvid7 via @yotpo

[ToriiG💋 @ToriiAGTweets]

I’m really hollering like 😂

[The Mayor @kp_buckets]

@kiannapxo Okay I think people are thinking too hard about what you’re asking. Do you mean LITERALLY hear inside our heads? Because no, I don’t think that’s a thing. I talk to myself in my head but it isn’t audible🤣

[The Mayor @kp_buckets]

FUCKING THIS

[Michael ⚡️♉️ @BackToMichael_]

Took us 3 years of dating to find a communication style that works for us. Love ain’t for kids, y’all. You gotta find that balance between “not about to let nobody play me” and “I’m fighting for this because it’s what I want”. It’s a fine line to walk, but it’s there.

[The Mayor @kp_buckets]

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

My Brain: *wii theme song*

[its the Mac @ladieswya]

The more I’m balancing out on my meds the more I’m filled with dread

[its the Mac @ladieswya]

*me @ 3 month whitening appt*

Dental Assistant: so how is everything? what’s new? are you still at work at the hotel? How’s the Girlfriend?
Me: *one tear*

•Later•
Dentist: what’s that symbol on your hat?
Me: the flash
Dentist: oh is he marvel?
Me: *one tear*

[its the Mac @ladieswya]

s a d t i m e

[its the Mac @ladieswya]

Things really do change.

[its the Mac @ladieswya]

Allowing yourself to be vulnerable is scary yo

[its the Mac @ladieswya]

I destroyed a carefully crafted empire in less than a week. Then I just watched it burn.

[The Mayor @kp_buckets]

@kgtourlif3 Guess I’ll be taking a ride thru the battlefield today cursing all the old men I pass haha

“Stupid old man”