Katie Z

Adventure seeking tiedye enthusiast, incurable extrovert, DIY guru, and fan of Jesus, 80s music, cartoons, camels, chai & mismatched socks

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It's not really thanksgiving until there's a fight over board game rules #MyTurnWasntOver #ImTheRealWinner #VindicatedByGoogle #NotBitter

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Today is an incredible day! Why you may ask? It's World Sea Monkey Day...
(& it's my birthday)

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If you've never had the oportunity to see @andrewmcmahon live might I highly recomend it. PSA: he's coming to B-more

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Winning from @JackDiamondShow $$$ is how every day should begin. Thanks for the cash 😆

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Getting our praise on #TheVeryNextThingTour

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How can a cat this small take up so much room on the bed

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I need a therapist & a financial advisor
@kiraistheworst :you could have both if you hired a sociable accountant

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@becca__lundberg ...awkward 😒

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Why must my roommate place parental controls on Netflix & the PS2? I'm just trying to watch Pride & Prejudice. Are passcodes really needed?

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@kiraistheworst "snapchat me when you get here" #Millennial

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Sending my roommate into a sugar coma from all my stress baking #ThanksGradSchool

[John Oliver @iamjohnoliver]

Here's our piece on the problems of School Segregation from last night...https://t.co/PDyVmo34Ev

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The longer I pursue higher education the more resolved I am in abandoning dreams of financial stability

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Where raft meets hammock #WindPouch

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Yes! Would all Trump supporters vote November 28th 😂 https://t.co/Dk9o4a9UFN

[ABC News Politics @ABCPolitics]

.@realDonaldTrump tells supporters in Florida to vote on "November 28." https://t.co/0w9O26NerX

[Katie Z @kp_zimmer]

I'm a glass-half-full kind of person regardless if the glass is empty, cracked, & unable to hold liquid

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"Id still vote for Reagan, I don't care how dead he is...we can Weekend at Bernie's him" @kiraistheworst

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Thought today was going to be a great day...then a goat headbutted my face🤕

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That awkward moment grandma informs me she used to rent out the truck I've been driving for years as a hearse

[Katie Z @kp_zimmer]

@anna_jbe haha this is how you feel every time someone says "yeah I'm about to leave, just oooooone sec"