If your new tech job gives you a :
Dell laptop : You have 3 warnings before you get fired.
MacBook : Your job is safe if the next funding round comes in.
Lenovo Thinkpad : You’re probably going to spend 28years there.
Microsoft surface : They don’t take you serious, they just need you for the gram.
Acer : They hired you because your Dad Knows the CEO.
No laptop : They’re trying to test you.
HP pro book : You probably work for a secret organisation.
MSI : You’re working for the government, you just don’t know.
Samsung : You department doesn’t actually exist, but the CEO needs his daughter who’s heading your department to get work experience.
Acer touchscreen : They think you’re a kid.