Kyle Parzich

I occasionally tweet things that are funny to me and 1-2 of my 3 friends

[kat! @katrinadlc]

people who fall asleep within 5 minutes pls share ur secrets w me

[Kyle Parzich @kparzich]

@lovertoblame @Predamame Would also gladly die on this hill if they give me the chance

[Kyle Parzich @kparzich]

COLE MOTHERFUCKING HOCKER #USATFOudoors

[Kyle Parzich @kparzich]

@lovertoblame I work in big tech so I get how this happened, but the feature that tells you how many miles you ran with each of your friends would be SO much more popular than this with SO much less risk but what do I know

[Kyle Parzich @kparzich]

When you PR in a race in regular trainers

[Kyle Parzich @kparzich]

@BrownMarubozu @dccommonsense 🤔🤔🤔

[Kyle Parzich @kparzich]

Never deleting this app

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Kamala’s VP options:

[Kyle Parzich @kparzich]

When they ask why you run so much

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick

[Kyle Parzich @kparzich]

@lovertoblame Uh oh…

[Kyle Parzich @kparzich]

COLE HOCKER LFG

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

NINE personal bests and an Olympic Trials record in the men's 1500m final! 🔥 #TrackFieldTrials24

[Kyle Parzich @kparzich]

@NeilMcMahon No, I live in the US

[Kyle Parzich @kparzich]

@Predamame Does this apply to the 4x400? For sure I ran 53.8 right?

[Kyle Parzich @kparzich]

@Predamame Bruhhhhhhhhhh