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@wzrd331 is dead

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yo follow me on this acc instead

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uninstalling teams is gonna give me a high that no drug can come close to

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

Blob Emojis are my Roman Empire. Google has a habit of killing everything good and beautiful in the world.

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@2SHlSH lookin good my goat

[TripleAAAkers 🔻 @TripleAAAkers7]

it’s key jingling slop until it’s MY keys being jingled and then it’s a tasteful reference to the source material

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espn paying for edits has been the smartest social media strategy by a sports company in recent memory

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@slowlatengo bobs washroom💔

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@langoortimes hi 🫡

[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ nini @infinitww]

o melhor vídeo do mbappe é sempre o próximo

[ִֶָ @Usoholic]

Whoever booms this cat im naming my first kid after them

[carrot ☪︎ @greenteajutsu]

me when i don’t excel at a hobby i started one hour ago

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

I don’t think Mbappe realizes how unintentionally hilarious he is

[Blight Yoakam @BlightYoakam]

Delay GTAVI one more time and increase the price

#DelayGTAVIOneMoreTimeAndIncreaseThePrice

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holy fucking shit

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

these two slides run one after another.

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is perfect.

https://t.co/sk9cDhdWIE

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dystopian not only because its ambani blackrock but i have now become an unc getting investment advice ads

[DIGI @DiGi__Official]

each time i listen to it, it feels less ironic and i feel more genuine enthusiasm in it. less of "haha we're making rock music" and more of "fuck it, we're making rock music!!" ykwim

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I beg your pardon….HE DOES WHAT??

[Constantine K @Semper_Viventem]

Claude Code automatically adds itself to the commit metadata "Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus <[email protected]>".

I strongly disagree with crediting Claude as a commit co-author. It is a tool I'm paying for, not a copyright holder, not an author. We don't credit Visual Studio.