the wicked witch of the east bro

Scooby Doo spooky island stan account (she/her)

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

answering these so I can put “volunteer” on my resume

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

no why did my TV show a memory of when my car got totaled HAHA

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

i’m gonna be sick

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

I went to Pilates w/ my fit friend and confidently said “I’m going to stretch after this to release my amniotic fluid” which upon googling, is the fluid that surrounds a baby during pregnancy

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

it’s been over a year since my boyfriend falsely claimed “you’ve watched breaking bad, right?” and I will not let it die

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

I was telling my friend that Einstein’s doesn’t make their bagels on site, so I sent him an article called “the untold truth of Einstein’s.” It was stupid of him to believe that they made the bagels there. Turns out the article was about the company’s ties to Nazi Germany

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

@1KidneyJoe hahahahahahaha

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

I hope jonbenet ramsey’s brother is the masked singer

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

I knew the twitter content was gonna hit today u guys didn’t dissappint

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

my phone made a separate “people” album but it’s just me when I’m doing the George Washington

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

my friends missed their flight and when I asked why they sent me this

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

Wealthy white women will have zero trouble getting abortions and/or birth control. It’ll be the poor black and brown women living in red states who will be effected by this the most.

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

I am not getting my rights taken away from some old fucks that look like the alaskan bull worm

[Elizabeth Cavalieri (she/her) @EMCavalieri]

No words & so many words. But too sick to my stomach.

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

@brandon_vermeer @SouthwestAir it’s tradition 🤍

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

hot summer bucket list idea: get a delicious quesadilla at the Pittsburg airport because @SouthwestAir decided to strand you there instead of New York ✨🤍

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

I think it’s interesting that Alabama people are so concerned with abortion like why are you so worried about having more people on this earth when you’re just going to marry your cousin anyway

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

if you really think about it, it’s super fucking creepy that men have so many opinions about children having sex

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

I absolutely despise Christmas episodes in TV shows. when do you actually watch it around Christmas??? I’m binge watching a show and now I’m holly jolly in fucking april

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

right now only eight states require consent to be taught in school. people can go their whole lives without knowing they have a choice over what happens to their bodies