Kenny “The Elephant” Phillips

IU ΒΘΠ VP ‘86 | New Jersey state record keg stand holder | Former father of 3 | Dphie lover

[Kenny “The Elephant” Phillips @Kphilly86]

@sweetheartqeah “Yo bro text me some bs so I can go viral on my burner”

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Do I slide? #drystreak

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@sweetheartqeah Time to pass the ball kid

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Hey mom, make sure they know I play #lacrosse, but also make sure I look a little gay too #faggot

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I was typing a Josh Hoover hate tweet when that happened #iloveyou

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@DevriesCurt Me and my #niggas used to polish off a 30 rack playing rage cage on the ride back to Jersey

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Thanks professor #unmarketabletomato #eliminate

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Already #plastered on this beautiful #wednesday, anyone got a wife that needs beating? #alone #formerfatherof3

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@leakytaint Sounds like #wifematerial

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Can someone give me the numbers on how many of these have been #snagged to the #fiji house in the last month? #bringbackgayhazing

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Why do the dining hall workers give me dirty looks when I ask them for a nigga-free alternative? Where has America gone… #getarealjob #whiteisright

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If I see one more #deke squid in my DMs asking for bag ripping lessons I’m sending Mossad to their front door #shrink

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@wardenjones67 #soft I made my pledges eat nothing but the ΑΚΛ squid’s dick cheese for 3 days

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@PackMann001 Sophie Rain’s onlyfans is supreme #expand

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Anyone know of any PCPs happening soon? This old fart is trying to get back into his bag #hungry

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@tomcreamcrean Girls nowadays think they can just walk all over our pledges just because they fucked one brother. They’re meant to be free use slaves for brothers only. #obliterate