taiwansfinest

if it don’t leak, the faucet is broken☺️

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

#throwback to when I was pledging and we had to take Polaroid pictures of our flaccid wieners and slide them under dorm doors and scream ‘slug attack’ #takemeback #amoeba

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

Caleb Williams has the best bi-bussy chicago’s seen since when Dennis Rodman was putting on dresses and shaving his taint #keepdatshiny #iddoit

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

Can one of these homeless slime goblins with either aids, crabs, or gonorrhea in Bloomington face fuck Josh Hoover for the sake of iu football??? #whatgoesaroundcomesaround

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

Midgets and Down syndrome-tainted people be having the fattest little asses for no reason #cakeiscake #tomatosoup

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

Word on the street is @mlk’s house exploded because he was cooking up straight fallopian tube soup from the snow bunnies he was xp farming #lapislazul #eatnokill

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

@CaitlinClark22 and @MichelleObama gotta be the best closeted lesbians since when Harriet Tubman would use the Underground Railroad to farm easy box #whenlifegivesyoulemons #lightsaberbattle

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

Type look I give shawty after she asks if she can see my slug on soft #uncutgems

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

#realshit if chicks were rocking the capri flops combo in the 1700s they would’ve got rights way quicker #speedrun #smarternotHARDER

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

Was Hellen Keller roofy proof?? #countyourblessings #appreciative

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

Realized how thick my shi was today, jerked off to it, now really not sure how to move on. #pulltheplug #reincarnate

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

Cfb tv timeouts make a dude understand bin Laden a little bit more #sellout #euthanize

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

@DevriesCurt Blow or blow is a classic.

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

Anyone in the Bloomington area do walk in grandparent taxidermies?? Tryna get this will money in time for #antoniobrown’s onlyfans #stuffem

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

If your a dude driving a Kia soul just do me a favor and double check your belly button doesn’t have a clit #genderneutral #cocklarping

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

#fuck trans bitches for getting to choose their cock size, I been pulllin on my shi for 32 years trying to extend it #hardwork #earnthedick

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

Yall think Franklin d Roosevelts polio made him tighter?? #lmk #stillfartstho

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

#hurdled the campus midget in route to class and little mushroom started running away like an iguana #weightroom #evictthesmurfs #shortbutmighty

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

How dudes be looking at you after getting finger aids from a homeless chick 💯#nothingsfreeinthisworld #sumstrange4sumchange

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

#injuryupdate on bears qb Caleb Williams, reports state he tore his upper left BUSSY lip and will remain out until #furrycon is over.

[taiwansfinest @leakytaint]

IMPORTANT: Anyone know if 1/14th of a #birthcontrol pill is enough for a bearded dragon?? #failure #projectlebron