Kelly P.

i love and follow Jesus. i like Alabama football. I have politicial philosophies, and i swear fealty to no politician or political party.

[Kelly P. @kpinbama]

#UFC292 now we have the invention of the "gooch kick"

[Kelly P. @kpinbama]

@LloydLegalist Oh deer...

[Marcus Lemonis @marcuslemonis]

Win $5000 towards renovation : Retweet for chance #TheRenovatorHGTVtonight @hgtv

[Marcus Lemonis @marcuslemonis]

#TheRenovator returns April 8th on @hgtv …. RT and Win a prize pack.. we will pick a bunch

[Kelly P. @kpinbama]

@LloydLegalist @BadSermons *rawbbin'

[Kelly P. @kpinbama]

@jasonburglar You gave her life, the least she can do is give up the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

[Kelly P. @kpinbama]

Take a drink every time they say "altitude". #ufc278

[Kelly P. @kpinbama]

The @ufc just robbed Derrick Lewis. #UFC277

[Kelly P. @kpinbama]

@bisping Good content. Watched and subscribed. Thanks, sir.

[Kelly P. @kpinbama]

@LloydLegalist I'm just going to say... rough day in these parts, and sometimes all it takes is to see a simple joy in someone else to makes things a little better. Cheers.

[Kelly P. @kpinbama]

@TheLovingPastor As seen in a downtown Gatlinburg art gallery...

[Kelly P. @kpinbama]

@jasonburglar Dairy Queen. Did i win hamburgordle?

[Kelly P. @kpinbama]

@ChrchCurmudgeon Urine trouble with this tweet.

[Kelly P. @kpinbama]

@jasonburglar It means the old manual clock above my sink will be an hour off for at least two more days

[Kelly P. @kpinbama]

Wordle 261 3/6

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[Kelly P. @kpinbama]

I done guess gud
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[Kelly P. @kpinbama]

@BadSermons My kids owe their existence to immodesty in my home...

[Kelly P. @kpinbama]

Wordle 244 4/6

Bleh.

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[Kelly P. @kpinbama]

Wordle 243 6/6
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Wordle 236 3/6

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