krista dipippa

6/29/18💍12/13/16👦🏼4/22/20👶🏼

[krista dipippa @kpippa1]

Confidently saying “he’s not going anywhere.” Is the best fucking feeling I’ve had in my life.

[krista dipippa @kpippa1]

A grown man doing your dishes is a whole new level of attractive

[krista dipippa @kpippa1]

I’ve been telling myself “yes, you did just do that because you’re a bad bitch.” And it’s such a freaking confidence booster.

[krista dipippa @kpippa1]

I just want someone to give me like 10 grand to go buy titties.

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@jsaylorbby Booooooooo I have to work😭

[krista dipippa @kpippa1]

I LOVE brad mondo but his wardrobe is so awful.

[krista dipippa @kpippa1]

@TAPrice8 I do the same thing lol I think I’m on day 4 or 5😂

[krista dipippa @kpippa1]

@TAPrice8 Yes!! Get ahold of me😊

[krista dipippa @kpippa1]

@TAPrice8 Let me know if you want to go shopping girl, I’d definitely go with you!

[krista dipippa @kpippa1]

I’m so sad about Morgan wallen because he’s my freaking fave 😭

[krista dipippa @kpippa1]

So how old do my kids have to be before I can stop reaching into my couch cushions and pulling out random socks, toys and gold fish crumbs? 🙃

[krista dipippa @kpippa1]

@SheRatesDogs He’s actually a good friend of mine and you’re all a bunch of fucking losers. Ps he’s actually 22🖕🏼

[krista dipippa @kpippa1]

But for real, what happened to all the clothes I’ve lost over the years???

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@jilliam_dipippa At least it came with a snow blower🤷🏼‍♀️

[krista dipippa @kpippa1]

What kind of world are we living in anymore?

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@gabbiev2014 That’s the point I’ve been at lately too. Get ahold of me on Saturday and you can go with me if you want to

[krista dipippa @kpippa1]

@gabbiev2014 I think Saturdays are free if you want to just try it out!

[krista dipippa @kpippa1]

@gabbiev2014 Start going with me!!

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@Pirates @jilliam_dipippa