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diary of a mad Indian woman

[🤷🏾‍♀️ @kpitabread]

My vision board is just a collage of mozzarella sticks and the end of: institutionalized racism, unequal pay, cash bail, trump, regulation of women's uteruses, lax gun laws, etc. hahahah wow this is fun!

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

being vaccinated does NOT mean you can travel to sweden with your boyfriend and his friends to attend one of his friends' rural hometown's fabled midsummer festival

[Laudanum del Rey @sweetlikeJT]

“Were you a CONTAINER ship or were you a CONTAINED ship?”

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

No more Suez canal jokes. That ship has sailed. You missed the boat.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Priceless NFT Artwork Vandalized With Spray Paint Tool https://t.co/UKK2C35V9D

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

Inject this image directly into my veins

[🤷🏾‍♀️ @kpitabread]

Me, feeling sad, then reading this tweet, and remembering my period is supposed to arrive in 3 minutes

[🤷🏾‍♀️ @kpitabread]

Maybe the real pandemic was the friends we made along the way

[🤷🏾‍♀️ @kpitabread]

@heyyydi98 @ConsultingHumor

[🤷🏾‍♀️ @kpitabread]

Damn ships really being rerouted around cape of good hope never thought I would know this nor care but here I am

[🤷🏾‍♀️ @kpitabread]

I have never felt so understood in my life. On a completely separate note, is this simulation over yet?

[🤷🏾‍♀️ @kpitabread]

I feel seen.

[🤷🏾‍♀️ @kpitabread]

I ate two croissants today from two different cafes. I surprise myself every day.

[🤷🏾‍♀️ @kpitabread]

CNN in the streets, Twitter in the sheets

[🤷🏾‍♀️ @kpitabread]

I’ve followed both the CTC and Suez Canal stories so incredibly closely this week and if that doesn’t sum up my distress of getting closer to 30 idk what does

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

I say it all the time, but this was one of the best jokes ever told on network television. My favorite comedy series ever, and Jessica Walter was a massive reason why. https://t.co/WV6xQ5iFNV

[hot girl midsommar @verymimi]

jessica walter was the funniest woman on tv for nearly 20 years! an absolute master of her craft