Kirstie Maryott

I tend to repeat myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Kirstie Maryott @kpmaryott]

@JustinBrannan @NYCferry Thank you for these! I would love another option from 90th street!—Being able to get to Dumbo without a transfer would be a game changer!

[Kirstie Maryott @kpmaryott]

@petemuntean @people So cool, Pete! So very proud indeed ❤️

[Kirstie Maryott @kpmaryott]

@krispy_kreen You had to be there.

[Kirstie Maryott @kpmaryott]

Tennis— love her! She starts too late 😅😓😴

[Kirstie Maryott @kpmaryott]

My move:

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

me (flirting): here’s exactly why what you just said is categorically incorrect

[Kirstie Maryott @kpmaryott]

@petemuntean @flightradar24 I was there. We timed-out and retuned to gate. Delta people and passengers were super kind.

[Kirstie Maryott @kpmaryott]

@_ZachGriff What does this mean exactly? No one in or out?

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Except for me.
I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

[Kirstie Maryott @kpmaryott]

I finally watched ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ and I think it’s my new favorite movie. I laughed! I cried! I really missed my mom.

[Kirstie Maryott @kpmaryott]

@ariivory “Skills acquired ___________”

[Kirstie Maryott @kpmaryott]

@pristyles Wherever this is going, i’m in.

[Kirstie Maryott @kpmaryott]

v i b e

[Isaac Fitzgerald @IsaacFitzgerald]

Just watched a man at a bar in Penn Station order two martinis, pay for them, promptly pour them into an empty Evian bottle, and then walk out all while Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl” played on the jukebox. Happy holidays!

[Kirstie Maryott @kpmaryott]

@cnast_ Lol I am absolutely NOT doing this.

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

*at a job interview*
“Can you perform under pressure?”
Me: “I’m not sure I know all the lyrics but here goes nothing.”

[Kirstie Maryott @kpmaryott]

Me.

[Noah Michelson @noahmichelson]

The woman across the aisle on this plane ordered herself a mini bottle of champagne and is watching an ancient episode of Law and Order SVU and she couldn’t look any more content and I am sucking up every ounce of her energy and using it as my vision board from here on out

[t. @taeseru]

i’ll be fine i just have to talk about it obsessively and spiral first

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

One of the things I love most about Carly Rae Jepsen is that she's 36.

[Kirstie Maryott @kpmaryott]

@natbalda Our farmers market has a textile pickup every Saturday. Your building may even have a drop off inside!

[Kirstie Maryott @kpmaryott]

@mcphierce100 Omg- is it little mix week?

[Kirstie Maryott @kpmaryott]

That NYT headline writer is back at it. *My crush intensifies*

[Bradford Pearson @BradfordPearson]

The Times needs to give an immediate raise to whoever wrote this headline