Karen Podany

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I don't care how polite your sign is, i'm flushing the toilet paper. http://t.co/NLAe4ULfjR

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http://t.co/aJ9JPRQHuw One time I got so high that I accidentally got a job at McDonald's.

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http://t.co/ZhdhYpp89o How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

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http://t.co/5lihBAtFHt Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".

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Politicians hate each other more than they love America. http://t.co/iM0MCvunOk

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http://t.co/FQ1a8YOn Parenthood teaches us that "Blue's Clues" and "Booze Cruise" sound alike for a reason.

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http://t.co/Pp1ZVEc5 I wish women would put the toilet seat back up after they're done using it.

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I don't call it lying down, I call it landscape mode. http://t.co/wfaFrrlD

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The best part of waking up is still mystery to me. http://t.co/MjgfzRKY

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http://t.co/72yVF1NP I just hit my snooze button so much it's probably pregnant.

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http://t.co/Ewqx1Gu9 I turn 39 years old today. But they're Canadian years.

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http://t.co/u9kId9at I love the album Abbey Road so much I think I'm going to name my first daughter "Road."

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http://t.co/xhaCaOux "I'll hand you your change in the most inconvenient way possible!" - Cashiers

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http://t.co/ZiaHX9OK I'm starting a magazine called "Jugs". It's mostly about pottery.

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http://t.co/uoKONiif I'm so tired I could eat a horse.

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Let's make a deal. I'll get in touch with my feminine side if you get in touch with my balls. http://t.co/NftHCMrd

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I will never forget where I was when I heard the news that JFK was shot. (8th grade history class) http://t.co/mVvSDE3T

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http://t.co/UqSbquYb "My what big teeth you have! Also you're grey and furry and clearly a wolf... I'm not retarded."