Kaylee Pohlmeyer

some say you've been living since you were born

[LeBron James @KingJames]

I’m sorry but that wasn’t a foul! Let the damn players dictate the outcome of a close battled tested game. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Sarah Hildebrandt @sarhilde]

Oh my gosh I just won the FREAKING OLYMPICS hahahahah DUUUUDE

[All Elite Broomball @AEBroomball]

L’Equipe wins the Invitational 3-1 over Gray Ducks

[Kaylee Pohlmeyer @kpohlmeyer]

My favorite flex is app ordering a coffee while everyone waits in line

[Kaylee Pohlmeyer @kpohlmeyer]

Big Ten Championship with Iowa HOFer and Hawkeye Royalty! #B1GWBBall

[Northwestern Field Hockey @NUFHCats]

The 𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔸𝕃 𝔽𝕆𝕌ℝ clinching shootout 🤩

[Tyler Nosenzo @tnose14]

Apple Maps: Our artisanal cartographers hope you enjoy this pleasant journey. 28 min

Google Maps: Our algorithm has determined an optimal path for the most efficient route given current traffic conditions. 25 min

Waze: Drive through this dude's living room. 17 min

[Kaylee Pohlmeyer @kpohlmeyer]

Can we leave doorbell chimes in movies and tv shows in 2021? Would love my dogs to stop freaking out that there is no one at the front door while I’m watching bravo or Netflix.

[Kaylee Pohlmeyer @kpohlmeyer]

Do you think Ohio is one of the only 4 letter words with 3 syllables?

[Inside NU @insidenu]

Elation in Ann Arbor!

[Kaylee Pohlmeyer @kpohlmeyer]

@onepeloton @Delta But can we earn @Delta miles for riding @onepeloton miles?? That is for sure the only way I would start using my Peloton again 🤣

[Kaylee Pohlmeyer @kpohlmeyer]

@Gatorade wants me, a millennial, to call a phone number?!

[Gatorade @Gatorade]

@kpohlmeyer We're sorry you had this experience. Please contact our team at 1-800-884-2867, they will look into it further.

[Jay Gabler @JayGabler]

So on brand that the #mnstatefair crop art is protesting itself

[Kaylee Pohlmeyer @kpohlmeyer]

Disgusting… realized there was ink or some unknown substance on the inside lip of my @Gatorade after I drank it… and it’s now stained my mouth and fingers. So disgusting. What is this? @Gatorade please address.

[Kaylee Pohlmeyer @kpohlmeyer]

This has me rolling 💀💀💀

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

On a recent episode of the “giggly squad” podcast w Paige DeSorbo and Hannah Berner from #summerhouse, Paige said that Regé-Jean Page (actor who plays the duke of hastings in Bridgerton) would make a good James Bond bc he’s “light skinned.” Paige is a white woman. THREAD

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Keep faith in the process and in each other. Together, we will win this.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I strongly support the NBA, WNBA and MLB players who are striking for racial justice. Real change takes place when people come together and demand it. It is time for the police who shot Jacob Blake seven times in the back to be fired, arrested and prosecuted. Now.

[Gushers @gushers]

And finally check out Taylor Cassidy! [5/5] https://t.co/hciWqn5Rt7