KP

Chaos Influencer | Spicy | he/him

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@mackseepad Let’s do it!

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The irony of getting stuck on Mickey and Minnie’s Runaway Railway when their main song is *insert Mickey voice* “Nothing can stop us nowww!”

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For context this started playing at a Halloween party in Minnesota:

https://t.co/nuXSLDzrAh

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That moment when you girlfriend starts laughing at fart humor with you 😍

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I’m getting my ass kicked by a tie blanket

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@chumbygal @ZakkHollander @jeemyen wait were you saying no to the tweet or the IG note

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If you follow: me, Jamie. Angel, @ZakkHollander, and @jeemyen go look at our Instagram notes

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@chumbygal @ZakkHollander @jeemyen valid.

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@ZakkHollander If people just didn’t have a warped perspective of the gong responsibilities they would help more

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Look at this croissant on this speaker

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@ZakkHollander It’s all those renegades that stop helping from time to time

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@ZakkHollander The next generation of gong helpers

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@ZakkHollander Still at the truck waiting for you to push it 😢

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My DoorDasher just sent me the below gif…I’m dead

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@EPedroSan laughed at me when I started to sing like I was Shakira while working today ☹️

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The parking garage in Santa Ana wants you to “Have a good day 😉”

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Spooky shit pops off more than some clubs I’ve been to 👻

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https://t.co/b9r4cdE5LP

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Run.