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[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Happy 11-day anniversary to all those that celebrate 🥳

11 Days of Joy 🥳
11 Days of Arsenal fans Misery 😢
11 Days of Bliss 🤩

What a time to be alive 🥳🥳🥳

[Premier League @premierleague]

Patrick Dorgu, outrageous 🚀

@ManUtd

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Kila mtu ako sawa na team amechagua before World Cup ianze

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

You're a man. 97% of your stress should be about money or job, not about who is not talking to you.

[Philip Etale @EtalePhilip]

O God, in beautiful ways, You created and redeemed mankind. Give us steadfast minds to resist the allurements of sin so that we may attain the joys of eternal life. Hear us, O Lord. Amen.

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

I once had a sexual relationship with an auditor in my organization. The department I was heading used to send procurement and maintenance approvals to her, and the amounts involved were substantial.

Immediately we started sleeping with each other, she stopped vetting my requests and drilling me the way an auditor should. Every single request was met with, "Approved. Best regards."

Some days, she would be naked in my apartment while I fondled her boobs as she sat on the bed with her laptop processing my approvals. She would go, "Babe, I have treated your requests. I'll quickly follow up with the Finance Department to make payment. You don't have to stress, my love."

Now imagine if I had been padding the figures on those requests. I could have easily ripped the organization off simply because two employees decided to get into a sexual relationship.

Hope this answers your question.

[Iyke @currentiyke]

I almost thought they're smart😂😂😂

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

Mpesa inaingia safaricom wananitext offer zao...buana hii pesa ni ya pombe sitaki credo mimi

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Our pre-season schedule is set! 🫡

Sat 18 July: Wrexham in Helsinki 🇫🇮
Fri 24 July: Rosenborg in Norway 🇳🇴
Sat 1 Aug: Atleti in Stockholm 🇸🇪
Sat 8 Aug: PSG in Gothenburg 🇸🇪
Wed 12 Aug: Leeds in Dublin 🇮🇪
Sat 15 Aug: AC Milan in Wroclaw 🇵🇱

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Heavenly Father,

Thank You for the gift of a new day. As I begin this Wednesday, I place my life, my family, my work, and my plans into Your hands. Guide my steps, grant me wisdom in every decision, and fill my heart with peace.

Lord, give me strength to face every challenge, courage to overcome every obstacle, and faith to trust in Your perfect timing. Protect me from harm, surround me with Your favor, and help me be a blessing to those around me.

May Your light shine through me today. Let my words bring encouragement, my actions reflect kindness, and my heart remain grateful for all You have done.

I pray for good health, open doors, and divine opportunities. May Your grace go before me and Your mercy follow me throughout this day.

In Jesus’ name I pray,

Amen. 🙏🏽✨

[veriTY™️ @VERITY_HQ]

9-5 women cheat the most.

This is why you should avoid or VET

1- nurses
2- teachers
3- government employees
4- realtors

Especially women living in uk or USA doing might shift

Night shift , but na her pant dem deh shift .

[Molly @Molly_AFC]

This got to be the greatest World Cup in history. The prime Era ❤️

[veriTY™️ @VERITY_HQ]

Nyash - Big
Handwork - Nil
Sense - None
Tone: - very loud
Aspirations - very rich husband
Character - Zero
Body count - 50 and above

Chronicle of most Nigerian ladies.

[Tristy @justTristy]

I still wonder how men can remember Champions League lineup ya 10 years ago na nikimwambia anikujie na pads anasema amesahau 🥲

[OBJIZZY 🦅 @OBJIZZY]

Her face when she realised she was being recorded 🥺😂

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Ghosting a woman because she can’t afford her basic needs is self care.

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

I have seen some people chide this man. Say what you want but...

This man woke up, counted his fare, boarded a matatu with a paper bag of chips, chapo and avocado, and still showed up. Millions of fathers cannot even name the school. Some cannot even name their own child. This one knew the visiting day date, packed what he could afford, and made the journey. The food was not fancy. The effort was everything.

HE SHOWED UP!!

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Heavenly Father,

Thank You for the gift of a new day and a new week. As this Monday begins, I place my life, my family, my work, and my plans into Your hands.

Grant me wisdom to make good decisions, strength to face every challenge, and patience in every situation. Guide my steps and protect me wherever I go. Fill my heart with peace, courage, and gratitude.

May Your favour go before me this week. Open doors of opportunity, provide for every need, and help me be a blessing to those around me. Keep my loved ones safe and surrounded by Your grace.

No matter what this week may bring, help me to trust in You and remain faithful, knowing that You are always with me.

In Jesus’ name,

Amen. 🙏✨

[Julius Kiambati. @kanyingij]

Dear God,
We thank You for the gift of this new week, thank You for being our faithful guide, our provider and our refuge. Today, we commit every plan, decision and step into Your hands. Guide us in all we do, order our steps, strengthen our faith and give us Your wisdom. Amen