Keith Purcell

26 // Cornwall/Kent

[Keith Purcell @kpurcy]

I haven’t showered since 2023!!!

[Keith Purcell @kpurcy]

@ladbible This is now the THIRTEENTH time in 3 months

[Keith Purcell @kpurcy]

@ladbible This is the 12th time you’ve posted this across 3 accounts in the last 3 months

[Keith Purcell @kpurcy]

@wildtiktokss YAMXRL

[Keith Purcell @kpurcy]

Radamel Falcao started his professional football career in 1999

[Keith Purcell @kpurcy]

Me when I’ve just completed a warehouse sale in GTA

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

YouTuber is facing 20 years in prison after deliberately crashing a plane for views.

[Keith Purcell @kpurcy]

@HadykEM @__paulius That’s all it takes atm 😂 I don’t even like Eaea but does seem like the kind of song that would get the weird and wonderful votes 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Keith Purcell @kpurcy]

@HadykEM @__paulius I mean that’s what Jamala did 👀

[Duolingo 🇬🇧 @duolingoUK]

TWO BANK HOLIDAYS THEN EUROVISION WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

[Keith Purcell @kpurcy]

@MourinoReport I saw you also mention a very handsome and funny volunteer

[Keith Purcell @kpurcy]

I haven’t showered since 2021 lol

[Glitch @GlitchxCity]

THERE'S NO WAY THAT THE POKÉMON WRITERS ARE THIS META

[elliott @elliottgray]

this is the future of esports

[Keith Purcell @kpurcy]

My dog absolutely hates when I say bread in Swedish and I have NO IDEA why

[Keith Purcell @kpurcy]

@tomithy_ I like using “as per my next email” and then never sending anything to assert dominance

[Keith Purcell @kpurcy]

Bringing this back because

[Keith Purcell @kpurcy]

I don’t think dad understands that saying things louder in English won’t make Italian people suddenly understand it

[Keith Purcell @kpurcy]

Is there a word for what the inside of ur mouth tastes like

[Keith Purcell @kpurcy]

COCO POPS ARE DEEP FRIED RICE HOW did I not know this..

[Jordan @JordanWebber96]

Oooo look at me I’m Mitrovic and I can score lots of goals in the Championship.

Grow up.