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[EB @Alizza_Beck]

y’all gotta be more aware of how you say things...cause if you ask, “what’s my favorite movie” I’ll say shrek/step brothers. But if you ask, “what’s the best cinematic experience you’ve ever had” I’ll argue Lord of the Rings until I die.

[G-Eazy @G_Eazy]

Fuck 2020, man damn...

[katbcd @katbcd]

If 2020 was a couple

[bear @iamblackbear]

haha fuck

[ben. @_TonyHilfiger]

iydkydk

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

I have always been disappointed about something that I have never articulated out loud or in writing. I will finally do this now. Chocolate should taste good with cheese, and it doesn’t.

Goodnight.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

I shot my newest Netflix special last night in Minneapolis.

Get ready, my babies.

[FADE′ @ComFade]

The best self defense video ever, RT to save a life 😂🤣💀 https://t.co/mIgXw4MUt9

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Retweet this if you feelin UGLY AS SHIT today!!!!

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

“Do you have the rewards app?”
No.
“Would you like to get it?”
No.
“Are you a member?”
No.
“Do you want to be for special—“
No.
“Would you like a receipt?”

Give me my fucking shit and let me leave.

[The Truth @MikeeKhoury]

I’m fuckin pissed

[🏁 Jamal Crawford @JCrossover]

Say a prayer for someone else, it's not always about you..

[Joe Dirte @DickFooDog]

tired of these mfs

[B @flee_thescene]

And it’s still fuck Ernesto De La Cruz!!!

[EB @Alizza_Beck]

Laramie pretending they do road construction in the summer is my favorite joke of all time

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

I’m ugly today. Nothing I can do. Just gonna roll with it.