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this might as well be my diary

[bryson. @iambrysoncarter]

All the “bring back color grading” mfs need to be front row at You, Me, and Tuscany! The colors in that movie are so vibrant and rich!!

[khels: regency era dl lesbian femme trade @deuxcherie]

and even if the drama and you me and tuscany both suck....i will be there! #supportblackmediocrity

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

finished a book before it was due back at the library without renewing it #notilliterate

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

what’s Mamdani’s plan for my birthday

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.

[*** @kr06030]

since mamdani won are you guys going to start taking your backpacks off on the train again ?

[awrealya, m.a. @BlkMissFrizzle]

Boutta get me a brownstone for $50 next week

[🍉 Mikey loves usopp 🎭 ঌ৻(¬ ͜ ͡¬༶)ﾉঌ | @ Wano @lowkeyenjoyer]

and for your information, i prefer my bullshitted, practically incoherent, rushed homework assignment MADE BY MAN

[E🤍 @totallynotems_]

Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their masters or in Japan

[Juliu§eizeLikeMe @_juk_a]

Enrolling for further studies to extend your spotify students plan>>>

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

saw a TikTok that said “your husband is the only legitimate family you get to choose and you’d pick a fucking loser???”

my sentiments exactly

[miller @millerlowlife89]

for someone with a job i text back with the speed of someone unemployed

[Emily Gilmore Apologist @xoxotaye]

It’s really only about ten of us who hate Chris Brown and we been holding strong for years

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

when i eat salmon i feel like a bear. like it makes me feel more closely connected to bears

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

i feel so bad when i overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man i really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

people in their 20s be like "this is my emotional support master’s degree"

[Ari @Ariellex1_]

You don’t know if your baby daddy will be an axe murderer or a child molester but what you will know is that he needed $10 to buy a medium size pizza so he ejaculated in a cup so you could have a kid
Now check that!