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group chat runoff

[blue dawn @uhnito]

He has vaginismus

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

Mamdani, maaann, do we have a campaign slogan for your next run

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Look at the date.

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

Unreal face cards on the Iranian squad good god

[kr!sta @kr12ta]

is a "body wash bar" not simply soap

[•🐾Southpauz🐾 • @SouthpauzArt]

Now imma need them to finish this historic win with a slam dunk by refusing to go to the White House lmao

[Dennis Young @dpyoung13]

True sign that the Knicks/Zohran have the Mandate of Heaven is that Game 5 was on a summer Saturday and it didn’t rain at all

[Kevin Maisto @kevinmaisto]

this is how it’ll be when It Happens

[brian b.dot™️ miller @bdotTM]

jalen brunson avenging his fathers 1999 lost to the spurs will be some godfather 2 shit.

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

NUEVAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kr!sta @kr12ta]

i had no idea they were even doing this

[Bielzin @BielReality]

Dominik Szoboszlai é um dos poucos jogadores que não depila as pernas

[cora @anyanation]

felt like i was watching a different movie from half the audience because wtf did ppl find so funny

[Bisexual Panther 🅴 @BiATLien]

It’s really serious out here.

[kr!sta @kr12ta]

attenzione 😭😭

[Sergio 🇫🇷 @Seergiot3ck]

🇲🇽🇮🇹 | Un grupo de mexicanos agarraron a un periodista italiano que estaba transmitiendo en vivo y lo lanzaron por los aires.

Al final les pidió que dijeran algo en italiano y uno respondió: 'Spaghetti a la boloñesa'😭

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If Bernie's 5% annual wealth tax on billionaires had been enacted in 2012, Elon Musk would be worth less than $365 billion instead of the $1.2 trillion that he's worth today.

Elon would still be the wealthiest man alive & every family in America would have universal childcare.

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

i just found out that men also play soccer… processing this

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

this is genuinely making me patriotic. i believe the US can be an incredibly beautiful and multicultural and democratic socialist society!!!!

[Brunette @mimizima_]

2026 is so stupid I can’t believe we get to watch the myth of Narcissus play out in real time on our handheld devices

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book*

uh oh

*frantically starts flipping through pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[kr!sta @kr12ta]

1 AM?!

[katie honan @katie_honan]

Christian Pichardo (Sunnyside) and Sam Dubin (Bed-Stuy) were 1 and 2 on line for the NYC soccer jerseys, getting here around 1 am. They both coincidentally had just seen “Disclosure Day.” They started as strangers but are now friends and plan to watch some matches together ⚽️🥅