kr copeland

Poet, editor, freelance creative. Left of irreverent. Fan of humor, horror, snark, pop culture, art, nature. I ate your dingo's baby.

[kr copeland @kr_copeland]

#NewSchoolSafetyPlans Educators to be provided with hermetically sealed “lesson boxes” *conveniently double as mime practice cubes*

[Jesse D Lifson @DoYouEvenLif]

ICE ICE BABY #GiveAGIFaThemeSong

[kr copeland @kr_copeland]

#GiveAGIFaThemeSong Crazy for You

[Kitty🌻😎🌻 McMayhem @KittyMcMayhem]

#PickUpLinesInHell Show me your incubus, and I'll show you my succubus.

[kr copeland @kr_copeland]

I've got a part for you in my play #PickUpLinesInHell

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

Making a clean getaway from the K-9 unit. (They obviously need a faster car.) #UnlikelyCatTricks

[kr copeland @kr_copeland]

#UnlikelyCatTricks

[kr copeland @kr_copeland]

When you're sweaty and ripe following a particularly intense workout, set yourself on fire. Trust me. Nothing else will work. #BadHygieneTips

[♫ Adriano&Paulina ♫ @keet0007]

#BadHygieneTips Let the dog do the dishes

[kr copeland @kr_copeland]

Use a netty pot regularly to eradicate filthy thoughts #BadHygieneTips

[kr copeland @kr_copeland]

Urine soaked cat litter is an excellent facial exfoliant #BadHygieneTips

[kr copeland @kr_copeland]

When he whips out that eensie weensie peen #NewRelationshipDealBreakers

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

I have a murmur / don’t believe WebMD. #HeartSays___HeadSays___

[kr copeland @kr_copeland]

Because my family fucking forgot my birthday #WhyImThrowingAParty

[Writerlike🌎 @writerlike1]

Because the day ends with Y
#WhyImThrowingAParty

[kr copeland @kr_copeland]

Congrats to all my Hoosier friends...y'all are no doubt drunk as fuck by now!

[kr copeland @kr_copeland]

Roadkill riddled with maggots #UniqueCarePackageItems

[kr copeland @kr_copeland]

#UniqueCarePackageItems a box of beard hair

[CK @charley_ck14]

An empty Donut Box with a note that says, Sorry to hear about your Diabetes. #UniqueCarePackageItems

[Jason Klingensmith @klinger2069]

#uniquecarepackageitems bag of gummy bears with all the heads bitten off